a drunken general staggered up
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a drunken general staggered up
need to recover he said
"Mind if I have a snack?"
"Sure!" the old witch replied,
she gave him oldest toughest
fluffy marshmallow she could find
he choked then he expired
"All my dates end like
this....",the old hag complained.
And then she ate him
Meanwhile on a strange island
fish walked from the sea...
and longbowmen shot them all
- except for one strange fish:
a fish so strange, they
stared at it and said
,"Holy Craptastic! That isn't normal!"
fish said: "nothing is normal"
"So, everything's normal?" He asked.
Thinking about that unusual herb
grows under lights in basement
that the talking fish was
just about to use when
the door broke down and
the talking fish flew away...
T'was a flying talking fish!
"Its a miracle" somone yelled
"It's a drone!" said another,
Duck said the Veteran General
too late he got smacked
right in the kisser! Ouch!
The fish slapped him silly!
He fell to the ground!
Then the fish made breakfast...
and then danced the jig
around the Vet Gen and
then rhino showed back up
wearing a orange sailor suit
and carrying a wooden turnip
The turnip was enchanted with