The Settlers Storybook

to have a party and

float balloons in the air

and sing songs of old

the brew was flowing freely...

so we drank it all

Until there was none left...

and then we ate fish

merinaded in mango sauce with

to partake in some fun

with fireworks and joyous singing

they danced around the Mayors house

everything was as it seemed

but little did they know

danger lurked nearby in the

that pirates, bandits and their camps surrounded them from a far...

depleted granite mine.

so they headed to the tavern

Where they decided to drink

and hastily plan their next

excursion into the Black Mountains

to seek a golden egg

for hunger was setting in

from the elusive golden parrot

which liked to prey upon

but it was too full

to the shores of Tripoli

to turn water into wine

and defeat the trouser snake

which was particularly notorious for

and free the king's slaves

unless they would die first

Though, they did deserve freedom

Then Gremlins killed the interwebs

not so long ago, there ...

were tales of pirate raids

and three mentally retarded brothers

who joined a guild called CHUCK

then died a painful death

What were they thinking when

a goose bit the