denied, too stinky, LOL
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denied, too stinky, LOL
[QUOTE I wish I had unlimited fishery][/QUOTE]
Granted but... the fish are piranha and no one can go near the pond. I wish I could see/tell the future.
Granted, but it creates a hole in the time space continuum and it creates a black hole. I wish I could travel to Mars
Granted - but its Mars, Pennsylvania. population 1746 and no internets!
We wish we were the grand puba of the world!
Granted, but the zombies ate the bat. I wish I had tons of gems.
Granted but they spill all over the road and you are fined by the government for failure to safely transport your gem load. I wish I had a crystal castle.
Granted but a huge hail storm with golf cart sized hail demolished your castle.
I wish I had a 3 pound elephant.
Granted, but now your boots are covered in elephant poo. I wish I had a castle instead of a mayor house
Granted but you now weigh .01 ounces.
I wish I had an endless supply of fresh strawberries.
Granted but everyday a frost will kill of that days crop. I wish I had only 10 toes.