Granted, but the storekeeper was smoking and setoff an explosion that destroys buildings and wipes out your population.
I wish I had a rancher to raise cows and sheep for meat.
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Granted, but the storekeeper was smoking and setoff an explosion that destroys buildings and wipes out your population.
I wish I had a rancher to raise cows and sheep for meat.
granted but it turn you into horrible creature i with i had a fairytale casle
Granted, but now you find you can never leave it. I wish to receive a good wish.
Granted but a big storm comes and floods your storehouse and everything in it started to rust and rot. I wish I had 10 silos and make wheat for the poor.
Granted, but the poor in your area all have celiacs disease and can't eat your wheat so it goes to waste. I wish I had a general that could travel to friends' lands to help clear their islands.
Granted, but your generals universally despise you and defect to your friends every time they visit your friends' islands.
I wish my settlers could build a powerful air force.
Granted, but all your pilots forget how to get back to your island and land somewhere else. I wish I had a watermelon.
Granted but you consume the seeds and watermelons begin to sprout from your ears.
For not wishing you had a watermelon, you're granted ears, too! I wish I had a bouncy castle!
Granted but it causes a watermelon to grow in your tummy, and all the children point and ask if you're going to be a mommy? I wish I could lightning bolt settlers that weren't working fast enough.