Granted, but like Sophocles' women of Trachis, they refuse to boost your troops morale until they stop going to war.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
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Granted, but like Sophocles' women of Trachis, they refuse to boost your troops morale until they stop going to war.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Granted, but now you are as tall as a giant, and Jack is right behind you.
I wish I was stronger
Granted, but your muscles make you look like a balloon animal. I wish I was a celebrity.
Granted, but now you are so popular that you have attracted the attention of other warring nations. I wish I understood this game.
Granted, but now you no longer want to play it.
I wish i had boats to get to the islands on my map
Granted, but you need an infinite amount of resources to upgrade
I wish there was a granite deposit
Granted, but the deposit only has 1 granite.
I wish I had my own unicorn that farts cheeseburgers.
Granted but when you try and take a cheeseburger the unicorn stabs you in the eye with its horn.
I wish this contest was worh more than 100 gems!
granted, but you do not win any i wish for darkness to cover the entire planet