granted, but your entire lawn is now a patch of mud. I wish I could retire.
Printable View
granted, but your entire lawn is now a patch of mud. I wish I could retire.
Granted but the the world banking systems crash and all your saved up retirement funds are lost in a glitch. I wish I could fly.
Granted but you crash into the Mayor's house due to being scared by a scarecrow. I wish I had a million pumpkins before the event even starts.
Granted, but get sick because you can't stand the smell of a milion pumpkins rotting away. I wish I had a ship.
Your wish is granted, but you got rabies. I wish I had three more wishes.
You get your ship but you get the plague from the rats. I wish I could meet Roxette.
Granted, but you get so hungry that you accidentally eat all your beans then you get so much gas that you explode. I wish I could play computer games 24 hours a day for the next several decades.
Granted, but the only game you can play is Pong, over and over again, for several decades. I wish I could do an epic adventure and lose fewer troops.
Granted, you lose one less recruit! I wish Wimpy was mayor of MY town!