PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish: Trick or Treat Edition!

granted but you find more than you can carry and end up losing them all on your way home.i wish i could find the pots you dropped...

Granted but they're dented and have holes in them. Now they're useless. I wish I found more foodcarts.

granted but the food carts don't have wheels and you can't get them home.i wish I could get past the load screen,,,

granted but you encounter the blue screen of death which deals 10x10^6 damage to your computer. I wish I could roast marshmallows over the golems crushed embers

granted but the stickiness gets stuck in your throat and you suffocate and die a slow horrible death...i wish you wouldn't have cursed me with the blue screen of death, for it is all i see now when i try to play...:((

granted, but now your marshmallows become burnt and you have to throw them out

i wish to have an evil golem

Granted but he eats you like roasted marshmellows. I wish I could figure out what causes the blue screen of death.

Granted, but now that you know you turn into a blue man. I wish I could find a fantastically valuable treasure at a garage sale.

granted, but it later turns out to be stolen and you end up in jail for grand theft. I wish I wasn't so tired and hungry...

Granted but now you are broke. I wish I could spell better.