granted.....but then he only brings back herbs........i wish my entire island was covered with "stone statues, facing north"Quote:
Originally Posted by Rip1a1
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granted.....but then he only brings back herbs........i wish my entire island was covered with "stone statues, facing north"Quote:
Originally Posted by Rip1a1
Granted, but it is only because Medusa is nearby... I wish that when i refreshed, i didn't lose the chat also
Granted, now chat stays but covers all the screen. I wish I had more beans.
Granted, but you have so many beans it covers your island crushing all your buildings.
I wish superman would crush all my coal into diamonds.
Granted, but he loves crushing so much he crushes your whole Island.
I wish my settlers could walk faster
Granted but they love walking fast so much they stop working. I wish my generals had faster horses.
Granted, but they can't make sharp turns and go plunging into the ocean. I wish I had a transporter.
Granted, but you can only transport from one side of your island to another. I wish I had unlimited baskets.
Granted, but they are all spoiled so they only reduce output.
I wish i had a goat farm like the one in Nords 1
granted, but they leave feces all over your island killing your wheat........i wish i had women on my island to "boost" troop moraleQuote:
Originally Posted by Grand_Master
Granted, but like Sophocles' women of Trachis, they refuse to boost your troops morale until they stop going to war.
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Granted, but now you are as tall as a giant, and Jack is right behind you.
I wish I was stronger
Granted, but your muscles make you look like a balloon animal. I wish I was a celebrity.
Granted, but now you are so popular that you have attracted the attention of other warring nations. I wish I understood this game.
Granted, but now you no longer want to play it.
I wish i had boats to get to the islands on my map
granted , you can get there...but you cannot get back. i wish there were levels higher than 5Quote:
Originally Posted by Grand_Master
Granted, but you need an infinite amount of resources to upgrade
I wish there was a granite deposit
Granted, but the deposit only has 1 granite.
I wish I had my own unicorn that farts cheeseburgers.
Granted but when you try and take a cheeseburger the unicorn stabs you in the eye with its horn.
I wish this contest was worh more than 100 gems!
granted, but you do not win any i wish for darkness to cover the entire planet
Granted, it looks like everything is gone now. I wish I had an airforce for my island.
Granted,but the Force is'nt with you,I Wish I had lots of gold
Granted, but it's all "Gold on the Ceiling" and you can't get it. I wish we had world peace.
Granted but then aliens show up and inslave us. I wish i had a 2nd vet general
Granted, but your first vet general gets mad and goes on strike. I wish newbies would read the helpful forums
Granted, but they have dyslexia so they become confused and catatonic. I wish for more fish in the ocean.
Granted, but they are settler eating fish and eat all your settlers.
I wish my recruits would stop needing 40 swords for training
Granted, but now they need scarecrows to practice with that are impossible to find! I wish I could find all my collectibles.
Granted but your mouse button sticks and you can't get them. I wish I could get on test server.
Granted, but you learn that what looks like one mountain may be four; I wish I had bought more stadium snacks...
Granted, but due to a codeing error you can only place them on friends islands.
I wish that someone who got on the test server would post about blowing up mountains
Granted, but they type in German which you can't read. I wish the Newcastle Ale commercial's song sounded like the closing song on Robot Chicken.
Granted, but it is hypnotic making you do the robot chicken dance till you die.
I wish all my explorers would be maxed out with books
Granted but your geologists now have none.
I wish I could afford all the gems I could ever want
Granted, but you lose all desire for gems. I wish I was a famous inventor.
[QUOTE=Baldasar;220555]Granted, but the gems are zircons. I wish I had a bat cave.
Granted, but the bats were eaten by the zombies, who were eating nutella.
I wish I had a gem pit
Granted, you now have a lovely gem pit, but it has no gems, just the pit. I wish I had a granite mine.
Granted, but as with the gem pit your granite mine has been mined out and is empty.
I wish my storehouse are always full.
Granted, then you woke up....Quote:
Originally Posted by metalpuppet
I wish all my mines contains 1,000,000 gems each
Granted, but since you don't have any coal, iron or copper mines you can't build equipment to mine your gems. I wish I didn't have so many friends.