Granted, because you feed them fartburgers and you smell awful! I wish I found a real treasure!
Printable View
Granted, because you feed them fartburgers and you smell awful! I wish I found a real treasure!
Granted, but the Roman Catholic Church claims it as belonging to them and takes all of it away!! I wish I had fish tacos.
Granted, but they are made from live piranhas. I wish I had a tardis.
granted http://www.geekoftheday.com/wp-conte...is-cabinet.jpg , i wish the gems i have on the test server showed up on the live server
granted but half are taken for a transfer fee. I wish I got a reward for finding all my collectibles each day.
Granted, but the reward is a voucher for XP only good after you reach lvl 50. I wish I had more friends.
Granted, but each friend requires a bribe each day. I wish I could blow up mountains on the live server already
Granted, but in the place of every mountain you blow up, a lot of trees take its place. I wish I had the power to be able to instantly teleport anywhere in the world that I wanted.
Granted, but you land in a pit of crocodiles. i wish i had 5000 coins already
Granted, but they're pennies. I wish I could turn horses into meat in my Provision House.
Granted, but the Big Horse in the Sky learns about it and comes down and stomps you to death. I wish I had another island.
Granted but your new island is populated with cannibal pygmies who eat your face off... I wish we had a 3x gem event like the Germans got :cool:
Granted but only because you moved to Germany and stopped playing the U.S. servers.... I wish for one night of meaningless pleasure with Ivanka Trump... (and I do stress meaningless) :p
Granted, but she was a drone created by Donald and you were video taped, the video was shown in America's funniest videos which won them $100K.
I wish to own a country full of exotic foods and exotic 18 years old 36-26-36 s.
granted, but then you lose all your taste buds so you can not enjoy the food and your ***** falls off so you can not have intercourse with any of them
i wish to have eternal life
Granted, but you have to join the guy heading up the really hot place for all time. I wish someone would listen to me.
Granted, but no one responds to what you say. I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you get lost over the ocean and have nowhere to land. I wish I could build treehouses in the trees on my island.
Granted, but the trees are also inhabited by flesh eating squirrels that make the trees inhabitable to humans. I wish I had a underground bunker.
Granted, but the entrance is caved in and you are trapped in there with Carrottop. I wish for world peace.
Granted, just on another world. I wish the halloween event was already going
Granted, but it is only in Germany. I wish I could fly way up high and view my whole island... wait...um...
Granted, but you never come back down. I wish we could que buffs on buildings
Granted but you could only que them at 3:00 in the morning. I wish I could live on my island for real.
Granted, but only as one of the deer being hunted. I wish we could have six endless copper mines
Granted, but you no longer are able to have smelters. I wish I could make cavalry faster.
Granted, but all your horses come up lame. I wish those animals would not stand still when I am looking for a collectable.
granted, but the animals go and eat all of your other collectables so you only get one per day
i wish i could find the garden of eden
Granted, but everything in the garden has already withered away after all these centuries, it is now nothing more than an empty wasteland. I wish I had the power to telekinetically talk to and understand all animals.
granted and as u try it out you are over joyed it works only to realize it was aliens putting thoughts in your head while they probe u . i wish for every one to have a great haloweenQuote:
Originally Posted by EragonX
Granted, everyone except you has a great holloween. I wish I had more salt peter.
Granted, you have an infinite amount of salt peter, however this salt peter can never be turned into gunpowder. I wish I had a girlfriend.
Granted, but you find out she is your grandmother. I wish I could sing.
granted, but you sing so bad your girlfriend dies. I wish I had a gem pi
granted it produced 3.141 gems. I wish I had a unending gold mine
Granted, but it is full of giant vampire bats. I wish i had a vet general.
Granted, but he is old and retired and never stops telling you war stories. I wish I was thin like back in high school.
Granted, but your acne and social akward are back as well. I wish i could get a frozen manor
Granted, but it is in the middle of the desert and melts.
I wish I could control golems
Granted, but now they follow you everywhere. Wish I had a mistress.