Granted, but your bat cave is full of zombies.
Wish I had a Death Star.
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Granted, but your bat cave is full of zombies.
Wish I had a Death Star.
Granted, your Star tab dies and you can't access it any more. I wish I had more hours in the day.
Granted but after 24 hours the day turns to flame. i wish i was a tamale.
granted, but you forgot to discard the wrapping and choked
i wish for the earth to rotate around the sun at a very slow rate
Granted, but a year is so long now that you only get one of every holiday in your life. I wish I had a clue...
Granted, but you claim Col Mustard did it and you are wrong, you lose again. I wish I had an answer from support.
Granted, but they only write in Sanskrit. I wish I had a pet giant squid.
Granted but it ate you.
I wish I had a day off.
granted, but now you are fired.
i wish i had a fairy tale castle
Granted, but then you find out they are not real. I wish the grass would mow itself.
granted, but your entire lawn is now a patch of mud. I wish I could retire.
Granted but the the world banking systems crash and all your saved up retirement funds are lost in a glitch. I wish I could fly.
Granted but you crash into the Mayor's house due to being scared by a scarecrow. I wish I had a million pumpkins before the event even starts.
Granted, but get sick because you can't stand the smell of a milion pumpkins rotting away. I wish I had a ship.
Your wish is granted, but you got rabies. I wish I had three more wishes.
You get your ship but you get the plague from the rats. I wish I could meet Roxette.
Granted, but her beauty burns out both your eyeballs. I wish I could get more beans.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zargan
Granted, but you get so hungry that you accidentally eat all your beans then you get so much gas that you explode. I wish I could play computer games 24 hours a day for the next several decades.
Granted, but the only game you can play is Pong, over and over again, for several decades. I wish I could do an epic adventure and lose fewer troops.
Granted, you lose one less recruit! I wish Wimpy was mayor of MY town!
Granted, but he was working for the bandits the whole time.
I wish could think of a good costume.
Granted, but it is so nice you can't afford it. I wish I had a hamburger.
Granted, but it fell on the sidewalk. I wish I had a pumpkin.
granted --- but it turned into a stagecoach.
I wish I had remembered to follow instructions.Quote:
Originally Posted by Domesday
Granted, but they were the insturctions on how to program a VCR. I wish I did not have to use an Iphone for work
Granted, instead they switched everyone in your company back to the huge car cell phones. I wish I had less stress.
granted but now you are dead.
I wish you were not dead...
Granted, but now you are un-dead! I wish I could find a hundred dollars.
granted, but it is monopoly money
i wish there was no nukes in he world
Granted, the Klingons are coming and the only thing they are afraid of is nukes. I wish I could wish for a wish that wouldn't backfire on me.
Granted and the backfire is heard around the world. I wish I had a 270 general
Granted, but 270 is his SAT score and he loses every battle. I wish I was able to finish all the boring chores I have to do every day.
Granted but at the end you will be BORED. I wish I had more money
Granted but the bats in it are Vampire bats. I wish I could do magic
Granted, but you are imprisoned for doing the dark arts. I wish I knew why bats were in my money.
granted, but this knowledge drives you insane. i wish my general could be upgraded to either carry more troops or do more damage.
Granted, but hes consumed with consumption and never accomplishes anything. I wish I could find more foodcarts.
Granted, but there's undead worms in the food and you're turned into a zombie, again.. I wish that would stop happening!
Granted, no more worms, but the carts are now empty. I wish I had a flamethrower to use on the zombies on my island.