PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish: Trick or Treat Edition!

Flamethrower granted, However you have no fuel for it. I wish I a falling star that hits the golem and knock the rewards into my storehouse.

Granted, unfortunatly you are knocked unconsious until after the event is over and you have to wait another year to use the rewards. I wish I had 5 thousand pumpkins.

Granted, but they are so teeny tiny that you lose them all on your island. I wish I had more banners, kettles, and pumpkins

granted, but do to the zombie apocalypse they have all become rotten

i wish i could rotten eat a dead rat

Granted, as I stuff it down your throat. I wish I had more dead rats for you.

granted...but i'm going to force feed them to you now...I wish I had a cigarette...

Granted, but I take it and smoke it. I wish I understood golems.

Granted, but now you feel sorry for them and can not kill them then they over populate your island.

I wish my settlers could build boats and explore the seas around my island.

granted, but there are also sea monsters and exploration carries a high risk.
I wish my zombies to be made of marshmallow and caramel so that I can give my settlers some candy for Halloween.

Granted, but your settlers get sick from too much sugar. I wish I could get rid of the zombies.

Granted but then who would eat people you don't like. I wish I could ride a flying zombie pegasus.

Granted, but it takes you to Princess Cupcake Candyland. I wish I could finish those long adventures in one day.

granted, but then you have no troops left afterwards

i wish i could animorph into anything i choose

Granted, but you end up shot and mounted on someone's wall. I wish I had a witty reply for everything.

Granted, but everyone laughs at everything you say. Even when it's just your name. Eventually causing you a massive migraine that causes your head to explode. I wish I wasn't around to watch Galloteys' head explode and get brain mush all over me.

Granted, but you were thrown in jail minutes before he exploded. And they lost the key. I wish I was a golem.

Granted, but golems are no longer fashionable. I wish my head would not explode.

Granted, but you turn in to a zombie and all your limbs rot off. I wish I didn't get arrested for Galloteys' head exploding.

granted but then u just get arrested for something else....I wish I had a clue

Granted, but the board game came without instructions. I wish my golem #2 would get here.

Granted, but he is bigger and won't fit on the little island, and falls in the water. I wish I had more kettles and banners.

Granted, but they give you kettle and banners and take away all the others. I wish I had more time.

granted but now you are sooo bored...I wish I was my spoiled dog

granted, but now you have rabies and must be put down

i wish i had a dog

granted...but I am your dog, and I had to be put down... I wish I had done things a little differently...

Granted, but your still stuck with me:P. I wish I could find some money on the ground.

Granted, but when you bend down to pick it up you are crushed by an old lady in a wheelchair. I wish I could finish my guild quest.

Granted, but you just found out your guild disbanded. I wish I knew what I was doing.

Granted, but it's too late to stop now anyway and you hurt yourself. I wish we had a contest that was easy to do.

Granted, but it is still too hard for you to do. I wish I liked pumpkins.

Granted, but it is impossible to make a pumpkin burger. I wish it was easier to find stuff on my island.

granted... but it was too easy and now you wish you had more to find... I wish it was not as easy to find stuff on my island...

Granted, but then you never find important building and your economy fails. I wish I actually made coins off my gold chain to make it worth doing.

Granted, but as I said earlier, they are only chocolate coins, not real gold. I wish I would win one of these contests.

granted, you win this contest but receive no rewards.

i wish i had chocolate coins

Granted, but the cave is inhabited by vampire bats . . . I wish I had a gold tower.

Granted, but the tower is overrun by zombies and smells bad..... I wish I could loan my laptop to BOOKBINDER, it should not take that long to write a tome!

Granted, but the keyboard doesn't work. I reluctantly wish this contest would end already!

Granted, it ends for you as you only are tossed out. I wish BB responded faster to problems.

granted...but your problems are too much for anybody to handle... I wish I was not sober.