Granted, but its only a very temporary fix. I wish I wasnt cold.
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Granted, but its only a very temporary fix. I wish I wasnt cold.
Granted, you move to Florida and die from malaria after mosquitoes bites. I wish I could twitch my nose like Tabitha.
Granted, but Bad Grandpa says "got your nose" and he really takes it from you! I wish my guildies would stop complaining! (just kidding guys)
Granted, but the BBs start complaining about you instead and you get banned. I wish I found more pumpkins today.
granted, you got all the pumpkins your storage can hold but, can not buy any halloween items with them
i wish people would grant the wish above them (page 56 under my last post)
Granted, but it seems that the vampire bat cave and the chocolate gold coin cave got mixed up. I wish people would follow the simple, simple directions in this contest.
Granted. but the non-people don't ever follow directions. I wish they could find where they stored the golems.
Granted - it was Golem Savings Time! I wish golems gave out treasure.
Granted, but Treasure is the name of the golem's poop flinging monkey. I wish I hadn't just typed that.
i wish i had ihad dugeon in castle fill with gems
granted, but now you find out that you had an edit button
granted, but those gems are not real
i wish the person above me granted dangermouse wish so that i did not have to
Granted, so you BOTH get poop-flinging monkeys! I wish I had used my GLASSES so I knew WHERE the golems were instead of WHEN they were, which doesn't make sense anyway - and also to help find the collecitbles!
Granted but you step on your glasses after getting them, twilight zone stylie, i wish for mor wishes
Granted, but they all have to be about animal crackers.
I wish I was a superhero with the ability to do anything my imagination comes up with.
granted, but with great power comes great responsibility.
I wish I win this competition.
Granted, but all your friends are jealous and are alienated from you and you live a long lonely life with no one but your cats for company. I wish I could have an epic workyard NOW!
Granted, but it doesn't work and you have to file a slip. A week later they tell you to deal with it. I wish I had mounts of firewood.
granted, but the pile is too much for you to handle, I wish I could get some rest.
Granted, but you get it at the bottom of the lake. I wish I could get rid of the salt peter.
granted, but now without having saltpeter you got nothing to build cannons with and the pirates find out and attack your island from their ships
i wish for this event to end ( i know this wish has already been granted but, seriously how long has this event been going on now)
Granted but then there is a rollback and you have to do it all over again.
I wish my golem would come back sooner.
Granted but he moves around and crushes your buildings. I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.
Granted, but now you look like a truck. I wish I had a 270 general.
Granted, but you get 270 single generals and can't keep track of them all. I wish I didn't have to see Christmas stuff on display at the stores yet.
Granted, but I'm the Ghost of wishes past and all is for naught, I wish I had a ruler so I could rule
granted but ruling anything is no fun at all...I wish I was a shot caller...
Granted. "Here, shot... here, shot!" I wish I knew how to print money and never get caught! lol
Granted all you do is set the type letters M O N E Y. I wish i was better looking.
Granted, but you now have a super high pitched voice ;) . I wish I could have a new car.
granted, but you sound like a toad croaking. i wish i have more pumpkin..
Granted but they are in pie form.
I wish someone would make me some tea.
Granted But the tea turns your teeth pink and your hair blue
I wish I had a job
Granted! Here is your shovel. The elephant cage is over there. Try not to get any on you.
I wish I had a blueberry muffin.
Granted! But a blueberry muffin is made out of Smurf skin for extra blue color. I wish a I had a endless gold mine.
Granted but you can't get to the bottom where the gold is because it is bottomless. I wish had an airplane.
granted, but now osama bin laden's son takes over your airplane modifies it and kills all of the world leaders with it all while singing Jimmy Buffett's song If you like pina coladas.
i wish to have demonic powers that can not be removed/sealed
Granted, but the only powers you have are to turn bees into butterflies.
I wish I had a maid.
Granted. But she weighs 480 lbs., only speaks Croatian and is allergic to dust.
I wish I had a Fairy Tale Castle
Granted, but the Castle has been around so long it has crumbled. I wish I had money whenever I needed it.
Granted, but it is from a country that is no longer recognized and is worthless.
I wish I had a week's vacation.