Granted, but a week is no longer recognized as 7 days but as 1 day.
I wish I had a kitten.
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Granted, but a week is no longer recognized as 7 days but as 1 day.
I wish I had a kitten.
Granted. You are now a kitten.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neria
I wish the devs would listen to the suggestions I have posted in forum.
Granted! But, they listen to them in order to do the exact opposite of whatever you say!
I wish I had 2 puppies.
Granted but, your boss makes it much longer, like forever. I wish I had the power to lead people.
Granted but, now that you are their leader they do nothing unless you tell them to and they follow you everywhere. I wish I had more adventures.
Granted, but your adventures take you through Dante's nine levels of Hell.
I wish I can eat whatever I wanted without getting fat or sick.
Granted but your skin turns the color of the food you eat. I wish I had a gem pit.
granted, but the pit is empty and you fall in. I wish I had enough buffs to buff everyone everyday.
Granted, but everyone resents having to beg you for buffs and now you have no friends :( I wish I could get free premium time.
granted...but everyone gets free premium time and its not so premium anymore..... i wish there was a fish building like the recyclerQuote:
Originally Posted by Gallotey
Granted but they are vampire bats living in it. I wish I was invisable
granted, but only to yourself, I wish I had a ton of pumkins
Granted, and your floor collapses from their weight. I wish Constatine wasn't obsessed with vampire bats.
Granted. But now he is obsessed with vampire seagulls instead.
I wish for more wishes.
Granted, but you only have 24 hours to make them and you come down with a nasty case of laryngitis and can't make any wishes. I wish for a bag of Pumpkin Spice M&M's.
Granted, but they taste like old feet. I wish I could see things hundreds of miles away.
granted...but you just stepped off a cliff right in front of ya...I wish I could have seen that...
Granted but your the poor sap who has to clean up the carnage. I wish I had lots of pumpkins.
Granted, but they're cheap plastic pumpkins used for decoration and will not count towards the event. I wish I were omnipotent.
granted . . . but you become depressed and never leave your bed. I wish I had a pony . . .
Granted, but its a zombie pony that eats your brain. I wish I had Noble House...
Granted but you place it to close to the golem and it catches fire then burns to the ground. I wish my golem would respawn.
Granted but he comes back as a king sized bed. I wish I had more salt peter.
granted, but now all you ever get is salt peter for resources
i wish it could snow all year round
Granted, but your stuck homeless and turn into an ice sculpture. I wish I had a genie.
granted, but it's an evil genie and twists all your wishes against you. I wish it was easier to think of more original wishes, but my brain is soooo tired...
Granted, they are original but all icky.
I wish I had some minions.
Granted, but they all rebel and assassinate you in your sleep! I wish I had the power to manipulate the whole of the universe at will . . .
Granted, but you are in a coma so the universe you manipulate is one of your own creation and doesn't affect the real world. I wish I had all of my family together.
Granted but your family hates you and roast you over a fire for their family feast. I wish I had a pair of socks right now.
granted but they are wet socks and it is freezing out and your toes turn black and fall off. I wish your socks were dry...
Granted, but your feet are wet. I wish I could read people's minds.
Granted, but now you know what they really think of you! I wish I didn't have to waste so much time planting wheatfields and digging wells.
Granted, but you are killed by the mob for knowing too much and end up at the bottom of a lake with a cinder block strapped to your leg. I wish my dog could talk...
granted...and now you know why that 98 year old man was having such a hard time in the bathroom...I wish you wouldn't have made me think of that...yuck...
Granted, but he phones a hit man and you end up at the bottom of a lake with a cinder block strapped to your leg (touche'). I wish I could be happy and fulfilled.
- and I wish my wish replies would get posted in the correct order too!
Granted, but mobs of people come knocking on your door to learn your secret to happiness and you never get any sleep. I wish I had a donut.
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Originally Posted by Gallotey
Granted but your so happy about it you could just die and you do. I wish I got more than 25 gems for my promo
Granted but the gems you get are fakes. I wish I could find more bronze pots.