PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish: Trick or Treat Edition!

granted but you find more than you can carry and end up losing them all on your way home.i wish i could find the pots you dropped...

Granted but they're dented and have holes in them. Now they're useless. I wish I found more foodcarts.

granted but the food carts don't have wheels and you can't get them home.i wish I could get past the load screen,,,

granted but you encounter the blue screen of death which deals 10x10^6 damage to your computer. I wish I could roast marshmallows over the golems crushed embers

granted but the stickiness gets stuck in your throat and you suffocate and die a slow horrible death...i wish you wouldn't have cursed me with the blue screen of death, for it is all i see now when i try to play...:((

granted, but now your marshmallows become burnt and you have to throw them out

i wish to have an evil golem

Granted but he eats you like roasted marshmellows. I wish I could figure out what causes the blue screen of death.

Granted, but now that you know you turn into a blue man. I wish I could find a fantastically valuable treasure at a garage sale.

granted, but it later turns out to be stolen and you end up in jail for grand theft. I wish I wasn't so tired and hungry...

Granted but now you are broke. I wish I could spell better.

granted, but now nobody else can read, therefore, your perfect spelling ability goes unnoticed by all but you. I wish I had a better internet connection and could actually play my game today instead of just posting here off and on all day...

Granted, but the only part of the game you can play is fighting the golem, and your prov house already is backed up for over a day. I wish I could defeat the golem...

granted but it just replaced with an undefeatable golem. I wish I was more prepared.

Granted, but your over prepared and stuck with lots of stuff you dont need. I wish I had a some hair dye.

Granted. You have your hair dye but its defective and makes your hair fall out and your scalp turn neon green. I wish I had someone to make me breakfast.

Granted, but the amount of bacon you consume turns you into a miniature pig. I wish I had a pig to make more bacon.

granted, but he is a giant pig and doesn't like the idea of you eating him for breakfast and so he eats you instead. i wish i didn't get the boot so often...

Granted, but now you get the slap.

I wish for world peace.

Granted but, A sickness wipes out the entire population of the world, and now there is peace. I will I could find some food carts.

Granted but your still 1 shy of whatever your trying to make. I wish I had more gold coins.

granted, but it turns out that the gold coins were stolen from a pirate and he makes you walk the plank

i wish for the sky to be red

Granted, but the sky turns red due to a quadrillion alien laser beams focusing on you. I wish I could fly the Joint Strike Fighter.

Granted, but you fly thru a storm and get struck by lightning. Then lose all electical power and crash on an island full of 80 yr old woman who all want your body. I wish I had an island of my own.

Granted, but you name your island Atlantis and it sinks into the ocean. I wish I had a pet monkey...

Granted, but it steals everything you own and it destroys everything else. I wish i were a god for a day...

Granted, but all of your subjects are atheists. I wish it wasn't Monday.

Granted, but it Sunday everyday for the rest of time and the only thing ever on TV is live church shows. I wish I had soon energy.

Granted, you are electrocuted. I wish I had more bread.

Granted - stale, moldy, rat-infested bread. Bon apetite! I wish I could have a second provision house!

granted but both your provision houses work at only half speed. I wish I had another book binder...

granted but it will infect your first one and then they only produce bum liquid. i wish my population would all be savage scouts!

granted but now you have no military what so ever and an army of stone throwers takes your island over and kills your savage scouts, all three thousand of them. I wish I could really grant your wishes...

Granted, but you have no way of communicating intelligibly so it does no good. I wish I could eat all the candy I wanted and lose weight.

granted, but you turned into skin and bones due to the olestra. I wish for 12 feet of snow by Thanksgiving.

Granted, but the snow only filled a well that is 12 feet deep. I wish I have a time machine.

Granted but it only goes ten minutes, either way.

I wish that there was more Firefly.

Granted, but the new episodes are stale, boring, and written and acted badly. I wish for the new Dr. Who to be as good as last season.

granted, Dr. Who is even better than last season but you wind up missing the whole thing and get extremely angry

i wish you did not get extremely angry

Granted, so I just become sad and agoraphobic and my only friends are 28 stray cats. I wish I had a cat!

Granted but you develop an allergy.

I wish my pizza was done already.