Granted, but your oven overheated and burned it to a crisp. I wish I could eat golem.
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Granted, but your oven overheated and burned it to a crisp. I wish I could eat golem.
Granted, bbq rains down from the heavens onto the golem and you gobble it up with delight. The rocky texture however shatters all your teeth and your now forced to wear wooden dentures. I wish my peasant settlers would reproduce faster.
Granted, but since there are no women settlers they do it by magic and use up all your resources. I wish the golems a very Happy Halloween and hope they get lots of golem candy.
granted, but due to eating a lot of golem candy they get a golem sized toothache and have to see a golem dentist that has bad breath.
i wish i could wish upon a star
Granted but you wish so much the star get overloaded and falls from the sky, directly on you. I wish more players liked me.
granted,but you are too likeable. i wish i could fly
Granted, but boy are your arms tired!
I wish I had a cigarette.
granted, about to stop fishing,but who will feed my provision house
NOT granted, because it was not in the form of a wish! I wish I could be on Jeopardy.
Granted but you are not put on Jeopardy you are put in jeopardy. I wish I caould find all those collectibiles
Granted but they are all herbs and you are allergic to herbs. I wish I had more food carts and banners.
And i wish everyone a happy happy halloween!!!
granted, but your food carts are all moldy and your banners have the **** symbol on it, and everyone except for you had a happy happy halloween
i wish i ate moldy food
granted - congratulations, all household microwaves have been erased from the world
i wish my dog would stop chewing things she's not supposed to
granted, but now your dog just pee's and poops everywhere and on everything
i wish to have infinite wisdom
Granted you get the wisdom but have no common sense. I wish I could stay on a diet.
Granted, but it is a really BAD diet - the cheeseburger diet! I wish I had enough silos and watermills so I didn't have to maintain anything.
Granted, but only the part where you have nothing to maintain because you have no island. I wish we could que books in the book binder
Granted, but then you discover that none of your specialists can read.
I wish I had superpowers.
granted, but they are horrible superpowers
i wish i was cold
Granted but then parts of you start snapping off.
I wish I had a tasty pet pig.
granted, but your pet pig was so tasty that the neighbors decided to eat it on you
i wish to know when this event is getting over
Granted but BB tells you and they are wrong. I wish golems were more tender.
Granted, but they then melt in the rain. I wish I knew the meaning of the song MacArthur Park.
You move to Los Angeles and still no one tells you. I wish I could make pumpkin pie.
Granted but then you can't find the whipped cream.
I wish it would stop raining.
granted, the rain stops and turns into snow
i wish i had some cool whip
granted, but the whip was made out of ice and melted before you got it. I wish I hadnt banished my golem - I named him Fred - I miss him
Granted but then you notice the cost of feeding a golem.
I wish I could find my pants.
Granted, but you find that they are in MacArthur Park, which, by the way, is in San Francisco, not Los Angeles!!! I wish we had little golems running around instead of deer or zombies.
Granted, but they eat all of your wheats.
I wish I had noticed that this event was over almost a week ago.
Granted, but by thinking it ended you miss out on writing the winning entry in the contest. I wish I had all the time in the world to play Settlers Online!!!
granted, but you are the ONLY person playing it
i wish i could travel around the universe
Granted, but only by foot.
I wish for fish.
Granted, but it's the shark from Jaws and it's after you!!! I wish I could win a cool prize.
Granted, your ice cube has been shipped. I wish so many people weren't leaving the game.
granted, all the people stay on the game but, decides not to support it leaving many bugs unfixed.
i wish that frood42, Gallotey, Wimpy and i won this event (since we are practically the only ones doing it now, that i have noticed).
Granted, but since the event ended on the 31st of October your gems are revoked. I wish Blue_Byte would have announced the winners of this event at the beginning of the week, instead of waiting till the very last minute.
Tick Tock, Tick Tock
You Devs in Blue
Fulfill that which
You said you'd do
(And if after reading this you think, I'll make them wait an extra week... well I don't blame you... I'd do the same.)
Hi guys,
As a few have mentioned, this event has closed and winners will be announced by Sunday. I'll be closing the thread now, and winners will be chosen only out of the entries posted from the start of the event until Oct. 31.