Granted, but as soon as you find him, he moves. I wish I had a button to rebuild all wells and wheat fields.
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Granted, but as soon as you find him, he moves. I wish I had a button to rebuild all wells and wheat fields.
Granted, but you prick your self putting it on and die of a flesh eating bacteria.
wish for world peace.
Granted, but every time you use it crash you computer and blow up.
Wish that during random mining you get a surprise!
Granted. Your scarecrows are on a murderous rampage and burning down your colony. They should be easy to find now!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gnat2bug
I wish I could train cannoneers now (before I reach lv. 48).
granted but batman owns it. I wish i had an infinite copper mine
granted, but i wish Batman & Robin hadn't turned out to be gay, they were kind of cuteQuote:
Originally Posted by Baldasar
Granted, but you are bitten by a rabid vampire bat. I wish I could meet the Great Pumpkin.
granted but eventually it mines so much that your island implodes on its self and leave a big void... i wish i had a pizzaQuote:
Originally Posted by Dixielea
granted but now that you have seen him you must be killed.. i still wish i had a pizza..Quote:
Originally Posted by Winzy
Granted, but Catwoman is too jealous for sharing. I wish I had a cauldron to double my trouble and boil and bubble.
Granted- but your pizza is cold. OH! I wish I had a pet kiwi.
Granted but it is actually a Chia Pet. I wish I had a titanium mine.
cold pizza is still pizza :) yummy and ty... .... granted but you feed it after midnight and get it wet and well havoc commences on the world... i wish i had a a million beans...Quote:
Originally Posted by Sethor1235813
granted but the bean pile falls on you an crushes you to death, i wish i had a time machine
Granted but it is haunted by the ghosts of miners who tell you titanium will give you yellow nail syndrome.
Granted but you end up in a time loop and just keep reliving the same day over, and over and over.... I wish I was in Hawaii...Quote:
Originally Posted by Ser_Thoros
Granted, but you live next to a Hawaiian volcano which is erupting...I wish I had an exotic drink!
Granted, but it's from a far away land where they love to drink liquified pumpkin infused with spider carcasses. I wish I could fly.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steward817
Granted , you are awarded the most exotic drink found on your island.....brew
I wish i had an endless supply of steel swords
granted but you never have the population to use them. i wish i had a haunted house
granted but the house falls into the spirit realm w/ you in it. I wish i had my own barracks to raise my own army.
Granted, but the haunted house is truly haunted, you flee your house in pure terror never to return, leaving all your belongings and loved ones behind. I wish i had a magic well that granted me a wish every day.
Granted, but the well only gives you half your wishes, so when you try to teleport, you get split in half.
I wish I was a superhero.
Granted, but everyone you save is unhappy & overly critical with your response. I wish I had an emerald the size of a locomotive.
Granted but the emerald smothers you under its weight. I wish I had lots of money.
granted but its locked behind bank vault doors. i wish i had more wishes :)
Granted but the wishs are all a dream. I wish i had a lifetime supply of Green Tea icecream
Granted, but every wish you make makes you slowly disappear.
I wish this thread would end declaring me the winner.
Granted, your are now buried underneath a massive pile of ice cream and suffocate (or die of Hypothermia).
I wish this thread would end declaring me the winner.
Granted but Ubisoft determines you cheated and bans you for life.
I wish they would bring back the Flower Bed Flags.
granted, but the flower bed flags cost 100K gems a piece. I wish I had the world's largest chocolate bar.
Granted but the flowers keep dying from lack of water.
I wish my island wasn't so crowded so I could find the collectables.
yes but the flowers only grow in the colour yellow.
I wish they made and endless gold mine
granted, but since the goldmine is endless you never find your way out and die of starvation. I wish I would finally win some granite on an adventure.
Granted , but u can't get granite off star menu . I wish there were dogs to chase the deer
granted but the bats won't let you in!! I wish I had my country back!
granted, but chasing deer causes the dogs to turn feral and start chasing you. I wish it were not so hot (it is October after all).
granted, but your citizens imdiately revolt. i wish i had a forestry that planted bamboo.
Granted, but your Country is North Korea. I wish the voices in my head would stop.