Granted, but you are there as a ghost and no one can see or hear you. I wish I had a zombie slaying katana.
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Granted, but you are there as a ghost and no one can see or hear you. I wish I had a zombie slaying katana.
Granted, but the bats turn into fairies when the see you. I wish I had a rainbow that produced gold coins.
Granted but after one use it turns to a string of silk. I wish I had a never ending wheat field to supply my bakers.
Granted, but you turned into an irish elf and disappeared with the gold. I wish I had The book of the Dead.
Granted, but you are immediately chased by a mummy and the book turns to dust. I wish a cloud would rain gems all over my island.
Granted but they are ruby gems and worthless to you. I wish my barracks produced units quicker.
Granted but the units are smaller. I wish I had a general.
granted, but your general is old and infirm, he can only lead 25 soldiers at a time. I wish I had a level 20 coinage...
Granted, but none of your troops will fight. I wish my wheat fields would never become depleted.Quote:
Originally Posted by Segojun
Granted, but the cave is actually filled with chocolate Easter bunnies. I wish my general could lead an army of Frankenstein's monsters.Quote:
Originally Posted by Baldasar
Granted, but it is full of guano covered zombies moaning sea chanteys. I wish I had an arctic mine.
Granted, but it is too cold in there. I wish I had my own mayor's mansion.
Granted but the monster's prove too unruly for your general to control, I wish I had a million gems.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jabbinaught
Granted, but Dr. Frankenstein eats all your army before they can attack.
I wish I would win 100 gems and as they are handed to me each one multiplies by 100.
Granted but they crumble and are exposed as fakes as soon as you trade with them and you are killed as a cheat. I wish my soldiers couldn't be killed.
Granted, but they do grow old and become useless taking up all your population capacity and you have to build old folks homes for them, I wish I had a talking cat.
Granted, but it speaks dog. I wish the whisper tab would stop flashing.
Granted, but now it now freezes your screen. I wish I has a super strategist General whose soldiers never die.
Granted, but you would not have any friends. I wish everything was endless (Gold, diamonds, coal, etc, etc, etc).
Granted, but you get a perma ban. I wish nothing went wrong in this game.
Granted, but now everything goes wrong in Quebec. I wish my General could bring me muffins.Quote:
Originally Posted by jheckman80
Granted,your all Crazy with excuses,Just Give me the Gems plzzzzzzzzzzzz
Granted, but they are all plastic and fake. I wish I could find the last scarecrow on my island.
Granted, but it had children and you have to find 1 more, I wish 250+ to any deposit worked on pumpkins
Granted but as the whisper stops your full computer screen begins flashing permanently.
I wish people would refresh before posting so the wishes connected.
Granted, but travel time is increased to 4 days, and patch expires in 2 weeks.Quote:
Originally Posted by Fatalia
I wish I could queue up more than 25 recruits with a single slide
Granted, but zircons are on mars. i wish i had a gem pit
Granted, but it would give you negative gems.
I wish I had an infinite supply of gems.
Granted but pigs can't hum the theme to Shaft. I wish Nancy Pelosi broke all of her forms of communication.
Granted but the bat cave is under a volcano. I wish I had an endless copper mine.
Granted but your endless copper mine stirred up an ancient evil which invades your island consuming all your troops. I wish I had Settlers Gift Card.
i wish i could read peoples minds
Granted...but your endless copper mine has dangerous levels of toxic gas, so all of your workers, and canaries, die a horrible death. I wish I had a remote controlled aerial drone.
Granted, but it's a cave full of man eating vampire bats. I wish I had more Marble mines.
Granted but your Marble Masons have lost all their marbles and can't find their way back home. I wish I had a faster internet provider.
Granted, but all marble mines only have 5 marble. I wish settlers came in at 1 per minute.
Granted but they refuse to work. I wish a million pumpkins land in my storage in the next minute.
Granted, but your population limit is 10. I wish I had infinite resources.Quote:
Originally Posted by JollyJackss
I hand my jar of nutella and the Zombie Spreads it all over their body. I wish I had a hot tub.