granted but global warming makes it so hot that its useless, i wish i could flyQuote:
Originally Posted by mrtek
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granted but global warming makes it so hot that its useless, i wish i could flyQuote:
Originally Posted by mrtek
Granted .....but it's made with corrosive chemicals which make it impossible to use . I wish I had a teleporter
granted, but it only teleport's you to mar's without any breathing equipment. I wish I was superman.
granted but it teleports you to a "permanent Sons of the Veld......i wish my settlers had carts to carry stuff inQuote:
Originally Posted by PsychoRealm
granted, but the carts carry only other settlers. I wish that I could buy any item in the game for just 1 gem, with unlimited uses
granted but they all get transfered to someone elses account, i wish i had a pet dragon
granted but it eats all of your settlers and burns all your buildings......i wish i could win this contest
Granted - but your gems get lost between the mail and the store; I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner
granted but you are wrapped in plastic, and suffocate. I wish I was an eagle
granted, but the bats are of the vampire variety and you are now a zombie!
granted, but there is a wildfire surrounding your village, i wish to be knighted
granted, but your kingdom has been defeated, I wish I had lots of gold
Granted but the sword used was laced with poison. I wish to be a spoiled house cat.
Granted! You are now Sir L4ur3n -- but the King immediately sends you on a 20 year quest, and takes your new bride "under protection"!
I wish I had my life to live over...
Granted but then yr owners get a hungry dog.
I wish that adults could go trick or treating!
Granted but it scratches you and you die a slow painful death of Cat scratch fever. I wish I was 21 again.
Granted! You are 21 again,but you make the same mistakes all over again. I wish I had a matter duplicator
Granted, you make a duplicate of yourself and it kills you. I wish to find inner peace...
Granted, but now you can't get anything serious done anymore. I wish I could teleport.
granted but all around you falls to chaos. I wish i could read peoples mind
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Original posted by PastorJedi
Granted but it scratches you and you die a slow painful death of Cat scratch fever. I wish I was 21 again.
Granted, but you find yourself back in the Monastery, vowing a life of celibacy. I wish my savage scouts (14) would come back with more than 1 or 2 adventures on an adventure hunt.
Granted but now your outter beauty is scared with incurable Scurvy. I wish I could spend more time with my deceased brother.
granted , but it rains and floods it , I wish I had a monkey
Granted, but the monkey rips off your face and eats it. I wish I had unlimited wishes.
Granted, but no one here follows directions so they are useless. I wish I had a Grim Reaper genny.
Granted but that Grim Reaper Reaps Only Grief in your Army... I wish I had huge amount of Flour..
granted but you have NO WATER....i wish i had a herb garden for this event!Quote:
Originally Posted by ShubhKing
granted, but of course you have to weed it, and it's got poison ivy. I wish I could eat anything i wanted to and not get fat.
granted, but the only taste you feel when eating is salt. I wish i had a flying broom!Quote:
Originally Posted by Gallotey
Good movie reference.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mojito0176
granted but you have to ride it every where u go. i wish i had my own kingdom
Granted, but the broom only flies upside down. I wish I had a silo that took care of all my fields.Quote:
Originally Posted by Glafah
@knightsWatch You seem to have broken the pattern here. Let me try to fix it for you. lets say you wish for a Good movie reference.
Granted, but its because there is only one movie in the world to watch. I wish i had a trained attack monkey with wings.
Granted, but then it attacks you and rips out your intestines through your belly button. I wish I had a belly button...
Granted, and it is as big as your chest. wish I could fly in to space.
Granted, but it's horribly infected. I wish I were immortal.
Granted, but you have no short or long term memories. I wish to be a witch with magical powers.
Granted but you can only cast magic that makes people despair for their lives. I wish my jack-o-lantern would never rot...
Granted, but witch is weak. I wish I have an army of wizards.
Granted, But it only finds
1 item every 18 hrs