Granted but they turn on each other and destroy your entire kingdom. I wish I had a wish
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Granted but they turn on each other and destroy your entire kingdom. I wish I had a wish
Granted, but your wish is wishy washy. I wish I were 25 years younger.
Granted, but you have no wish, so I'll take two. I wish i had a pirate ship and pet walrus.
granted. Bat caves are awesome. I wish I had a Thunder Cats devil helmet.
granted. but it's so small you can hardly see it. I wish I had a genie lamp
Granted, but witch is weak. I wish I have an army of wizards...
granted but they turn on you and make you a frog. I wish i had a working magical wand
Granted but the jar of nutella sends you back to your grave. I wish I had a fish
Granted, but the army is cast from tin. I wish it would rain down...Quote:
Originally Posted by partala1
Granted, but it rains fire upon you and your land. I wish I had an endless supply of loophole free wishes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hiiuhiihhii
Granted, but the loophole was already exploited, I wish I had the power to fly!Quote:
Originally Posted by Joffi
Granted, but your arms got tired and you had to land. I wish I had Unlimited Gold Mines.
Granted but your gold was stolen, i wish i had a General with 300 units.Quote:
Originally Posted by zipcode
Granted, but your General has a 1 hour travel time. I wish there was a Candy Buff for my Explorers.
Granted, but the candy makes him sick and he is put in recovery for 48 hours.
I wish I could find more than 6 copper mines!
Granted, but you get lost in those copper mines and you turn into GOLLUM!! http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2143267840/ch0000152
I wish I could travel all around the world in a blink of an eye!
Granted - Good luck surviving on Gold food, wish I had a thief to stel gems for me
Granted, but he is caught and turns out to be a rat, you end up in jail...
I wish my buildings get buffed automatically everyday...
Granted, but the mods nail your guild for botting. Your guildies blame you, you acquire a reputation as a snitch and now no one wants you in their guild.
I wish there were inter-server wars.
Granted, and of course, Zeus wins every battle. I wish I could find all the collectables in 5 min or less...
granted they all attack you 1st I wish you could move your mayors house
Granted but you lose all the stored resources. I wish I had a bigger island!
Granted, but a tsunami will wipe out your island. I wish I win Mega Millions.
Granted, but unbeknownst to you Mega Millions is the name of a new and dreaded variant of scabies. It's so infectious that your whole town becomes infested and you are quarantined until suitable treatment is found.Quote:
Originally Posted by Kagehisa
I wish that my gold industry produced thousands of coins each day, and that they were legal tender in real life.
Granted, but as u walk out of the lotto office a bike messenger runs into you and briefcase carrying the money crashed to the ground spewing money every where, helplessly tangled with the bike messenger u watch all the money blow away. i wish i had real magic beansQuote:
Originally Posted by Kagehisa
Granted but your magic beans all are eaten by pests... I wish I could turn water into gold
I wish I had a Gem Pit in real life
Granted but your jar of Nutella is the size of a pea. I wish i had level 2 water mill.
granted but the water is poisoned and you get horribly ill. I wish i had a new house.
Granted, but the house is infested by pest. I wish i had lot of gold.
granted, but gold prices drop and becomes as valuable as dirt. I wish i had an endless supply of copper swords
I wish I had an iron mine that never runs out !
Granted, but the iron mined are rusted. I wish i had gems mine.
Granted but a thief stole all the gems. I wish I had faster working settlers.
Granted, but because you worked your settlers too hard, they all ran away. I wish for an endless supply of wheat.
You can have your endless supply of wheat, but it is full of mice :(
I wish I had a major general.
Granted, but he spends way too much time at the Brewery and is never able to successfully battle.
I wish there was an XP generator
granted - but he but he is an armchair major general, and loses every battle
I wish I had unlimited building licenses
granted, but you havent got enough room i wish i had unlimited fisheryQuote:
Originally Posted by Sunsetmonkey
I wish I had a well that keeps producing wine in RL