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[QUOTE I wish I had unlimited fishery][/QUOTE]
Granted but... the fish are piranha and no one can go near the pond. I wish I could see/tell the future.
Granted, but it creates a hole in the time space continuum and it creates a black hole. I wish I could travel to Mars
Granted - but its Mars, Pennsylvania. population 1746 and no internets!
We wish we were the grand puba of the world!
Granted, but the zombies ate the bat. I wish I had tons of gems.
Granted but they spill all over the road and you are fined by the government for failure to safely transport your gem load. I wish I had a crystal castle.
Granted but a huge hail storm with golf cart sized hail demolished your castle.
I wish I had a 3 pound elephant.
Granted, but now your boots are covered in elephant poo. I wish I had a castle instead of a mayor house
Granted but you now weigh .01 ounces.
I wish I had an endless supply of fresh strawberries.
Granted but everyday a frost will kill of that days crop. I wish I had only 10 toes.
Granted, but now you are allergic to strawberries.
I wish I'd win those gems we are playing for.
granted but you lose them down the drain. I with I had artistic ability
granted your artistic now but you have no common since at all.
I wish I had a gem for every time someone asks about player verses player in this game so I can be rich!!!
Granted, but a following server crash deletes all your gems and resources.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghodric
I wish I was a cool as my brother.
Granted, but it is occupied by 2 guys in tight suits. I wish we had an adventure of zombies to play against.
Granted, but the zombies eat your army before you can attack.
I wish I had unlimited population.
Granted, but they all had the Black Death and died. I wish I had my mayors house full of resources.
I wish I had one of every building in the game possible.
Granted. Then your island got so heavy it sunk.
I wish I had more Black Knights adventures.
Granted, but all your troops joined the rebels. I wish I had a storehouse full of cannons, xbows, and dama swords.
Granted, but the storekeeper was smoking and setoff an explosion that destroys buildings and wipes out your population.
I wish I had a rancher to raise cows and sheep for meat.
granted but it turn you into horrible creature i with i had a fairytale casle
Granted, but now you find you can never leave it. I wish to receive a good wish.
Granted but a big storm comes and floods your storehouse and everything in it started to rust and rot. I wish I had 10 silos and make wheat for the poor.
Granted, but the poor in your area all have celiacs disease and can't eat your wheat so it goes to waste. I wish I had a general that could travel to friends' lands to help clear their islands.
Granted, but your generals universally despise you and defect to your friends every time they visit your friends' islands.
I wish my settlers could build a powerful air force.
Granted, but all your pilots forget how to get back to your island and land somewhere else. I wish I had a watermelon.
Granted but you consume the seeds and watermelons begin to sprout from your ears.
For not wishing you had a watermelon, you're granted ears, too! I wish I had a bouncy castle!
Granted but it causes a watermelon to grow in your tummy, and all the children point and ask if you're going to be a mommy? I wish I could lightning bolt settlers that weren't working fast enough.
Granted, but since they wear tinfoil hats like most of the commenters in Global-1 the lightning rebounds back at you.
I wish the BB's alien leaders had remembered to install a sense of humor in them before they were dropped off.
Granted but then the BB Overlords came in and banned everyone who started laughing...
I wish we could advance past level 50...
Granted but your bouncy castle bounces off and onto my island. Wish I had a jolly geo.
Granted, but he was so jolly he got hired to work in Las Vegas. I wish I had more star coins.
granted, but only 1 more.... and all your other resources disappear. I wish I had a triple baconator.
Granted, but then you get a heart attack. I wish i could go see the bermuda triangle
granted, but you sink into the sea never to be seen again. I wish my student loans were paid off.
granted...but now you have Obama-care i wish i had more gemsQuote:
Originally Posted by Taine-Morgan
Granted.. you will have more gems but it will rain gems on your town and destroy everything... I wish I ranked number 1
Granted, but it is filled with bwano(bat feces). I wish I would never grow old.