aw, man wrong one. Granted, but all numbers are 1. I wish my bakeries could keep me in bread.
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aw, man wrong one. Granted, but all numbers are 1. I wish my bakeries could keep me in bread.
you find yourself baked into a giant loaf of bread, your settlers eat you as a sandwich.
I wish my butchers would make bacon, bacon, bacon.
Granted, but they make it from zombie pigs, so it keeps crawling away. I wish the weather will be nice on Halloween.
granted but the pumkpins all blew away the day before. I wish I had all the pumpkins.
Granted, After you collected them all, You were robbed and now you have nothing left :) I wish that I could have a unicorn.
Granted, but the jar of Nutella is filled with bwano(bat feces) and brains. I wish I had magical powers.
granted you have the magical power to control bats bathroom habits, unfortunately bat feces is like catnip for zombies and your over ran.I wish i win this and get gems
Granted, you will win but just in your dreams so sleep tight. I wish I had a clue. :)
Granted but you get a clue over time. I wish I had a Level 5 Coinage.
Granted, but the only time you can turn it on is every February 29th.... I wish for 100k bean stalks.
Granted but the gats where wooden bats. Wish I had a goat
Granted but he wandered away trying to read your last message. I wish I had a time machine.
Granted but by using the time machine, everyone you know in the future will be gone or you would change your past, creating no present for your future...... I wish I had an unlimited gold mine.
Granted, You are the richest man on earth, all of your friends hate you. I wish I had a kitten.
Granted, but your kitten grows up to be a sabertooth tiger that mauls you to death. I wish my wheat fields produced grains of gold.
Granted but Rumplestiltskin sneaks into your room and stabs you for stealing his gig. I wish my mother in law was not coming to visit
Granted, but her 3 overbearing sisters are visiting in her place. I wish I had a barn of black bats.
granted but they are all rabid and they bite your dog. I wish I had some hoop cheese.
granted, but it is made with spoiled black milk.......I wish i had a voucher code for unlimited Gems For Settlers and Rubies for Anno
Granted, but the server keeps going down. I wish I had all the free time in the world to play Settlers.
granted but your eyes cross, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wien.......wait I don't think so. Wish everyone were loved and could love fully!
Granted but we are all in comas and incapable of communicating our love ... I wish I could have more time
Granted but your time is up in 5 seconds... I wish i can have free Savage Scout costume for halloween..
Granted but now you can't ever take it off.... I wish i could settle down..
Granted, but your stuck in Jersey... I wish I had a Popemobile.Quote:
Originally Posted by Nought
Granted, but you're responsible for the clean up.
I wish I had a settlers union hall.
granted, but your gold mines are now full of straw......i wish i had more than one wish
Granted, but it doesn't work when you use it. I wish I had more cannons.
granted, but you have to read an endless manual of restrictions and limitations on them. I wish I didn't have allergies.
granted, Wimpy, but the are "wimpy" cannons. I still wish I didn't have allergies
granted, but you have to live in bubble. I wish to have endless premium time in real life..
Granted however it ends up being spent working! Hah!Quote:
Originally Posted by anisse
I wish I could find all collectables easily!
Granted, because all of your structures have been removed from your island. I wish I had more time for this game.
Granted but you're now having a 13th birthday party every day and your only gift is membership to the Settlers game.Quote:
Originally Posted by Botticelli
I wish I had an extra building slot - permanently not just when premium time is on.
Granted, but all you can afford to build are wells. I wish I had a fairytale castle.
Granted, but a terrible giant descends from one of the beanstalks it produces and wreaks havoc on your island. Your settlers all flee in terror and production comes to a screeching halt.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gallotey
I wish my explorers would find more adventures.
granted..but the setlers quickly abandone the castle and all you have left is ruins for haloween..i wish i have magnificent residence
granted but it has termites. I wish I had a banana cream pie.
Granted you have a banana cream pie but it has been through a nuclear war and is radioactive. I wish i had a level 3 water mill.
Granted but the mill is overrun by zombies.Quote:
Originally Posted by shanebombom
I wish I had a stronger army.