Granted, but once they showered they didn't smell near as strong. I wish I had another island.
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Granted, but once they showered they didn't smell near as strong. I wish I had another island.
granted but the island is barren in nobody lives there except of giant. i wish my recrut dont die easilyQuote:
Granted, but once they showered they didn't smell near as strong. I wish I had another island.
Granted now all your recruits are soldiers. You are no longer able to produce recruits and no one wants to use your bronze swords. I wish I could pause real life.Quote:
Originally Posted by anisse
Granted, real life is paused but you can't ever get it started again. I wish I had my own personal island.
Granted, but it is a rock in the ocean thousands of miles from land. I wish I had a burger from Wimpy.
Granted, but you can't get the package open and starve to death. I wish I was a butterfly.
granted but youre eaten by a spider..... i wish the barracks had a bigger "build que"Quote:
Originally Posted by GreatTwo
granted, but you can NEVER build troops i wish for a better tomorrow
Granted, but tomorrow never comes. I wish collectibles would find themselves.
Granted but they poison all your food. I wish the mines never ran out.
The mines never run out, but the wheat fields and wells run out at 4x the rate. I wish that I had a witch tower.
Granted, your dog is now a zombie. I wish I had a dog.
granted you have a dog but hes deaf and doesny respond to your commands i wish i werent addicted to the settlers onlineQuote:
Originally Posted by Lusty_Dragon
Granted, but you would be addicted to everything else in life. I wish I could fly.
Granted, but you can only crash land. I wish I had some dill pickles.
Granted, but pickles are endangered and you can't eat them. I wish my fantasy football team would win.
Granted, but all the bats have rabies. I wish I had real gold mine.
Granted, but everyone has a gold mine and gold is worth nothing. I wish I won a Nobel Prize.
Granted but they aren't important anymore. I wish I had a fountain of youth.Quote:
Originally Posted by GreatTwo
granted, but you get poisoned by the water in it i wish my settlers had petsQuote:
Originally Posted by LGW1963
granted, but the pets are tribbles and they eat all your wheat.
I wish my army was invincible.
Granted, but after conquering all their enemies they become bored and trash your island. I wish I had a money tree.
granted....but that tree is worthless in the game i wish we all had a million gemsQuote:
Originally Posted by Gallotey
granted....but a million gems are still not enough....I wish I could add buffs on top of buffs.
granted, but the buffs cancel each other out. I wish I had a genie
Granted, but the genie is Aku, Spirit of Evil.
I wish I had money for more books (and earn college degree, but that's optional)
Granted, but the money can only be spent on comic books. I wish I had a helper monkey
Granted, you earn a degree in Basket Weaving but still can't find work.
I wish I had and extra hand to click my mouse.
Granted, with an extra hand you will have to make new shirts.... I wish I could empty all army within my general with one click.
Granted, but your general dies, I wish to see the future.
Granted, but it's your ancestor's future. I wish treasures searches were 100% shorter
Granted, but the only treasurers your explorers can find will disappear by midnight! I wish I have a Major general.
Granted, but his name is Snowden and he defects. I wish I could travel into outer space.
Granted but you forget oxygen. I wish I had a large pepperoni and sausage pizza.
Granted, but the dog eats it and becomes flatulent. I wish I had a sports car.
Granted, but someones flatulent dog ruins it. I wish I have my beans.
granted but you run out of beano and between your flatulence and the dog's flatulence your island is determined to be a toxic waste area.
I wish my fish would breed and restock the deposits.
Granted, but they all swim away due the the unbearable stench of your island. I wish I could find all my collectibles.
Granted, you find them, but then you have to find more and more and more and more.
I wish it smelled better on my island
Granted, but only because your nose stops working... i wish i had an expert to send out for collectibles