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Dear Wild Mary,
It seems like it wasn't enough defeating you on my home island. Oh no, fate in its mysterious ways has brought me once again in front of you, this time in adventures! The screams of terrified citizens whom you raided have reached my most noble generals.
I shall have no mercy defeating you once again, for your face is not worth sunburning.
Prepare to square up!
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Dear Intrepid Explorer,
In all certainty, I am not alone in my belief that our lives have been enriched by your endearing presence. Our long days on the road are now doubly rewarded; we receive not only the spoils of our hard work, but also the pleasure of your company.
I know there are more skilled men out there, but none who would treat you as I would; of this I am certain. I may only be a regular man when others have been granted better luck than mine - or more experience and a savage nature, but it would mean a great deal if you could grant me permission to accompany you on your next long journey.
Please allow me this great honor.
Holding you in my thoughts,
Tavern Explorer