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Dear Lucky Explorer,
As a self proclaimed skilled explorer why do you think its okay to bring back map fragments or repetitive adventures such as Witch Of The Swamp, The Seige, The Nords, and Sons Of The Veld to name a few? Since your name is Lucky one would think that you would bring back more scenario adventures such as The Grain Conflict and Twins to name a couple. If you're persistent in bringing back what is not needed then I'll have no choice but to teach you a lesson. Thank you for your understanding!
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Sir or Madam Nord,
I have written a limerick just for you.
There once was a group of Nords,
Who came with all of their hoards.
I fought Thrall, Valkyrie, and Karl,
Jomviking, Berserks, and Housecarl
I won and took home the rewards!
Laughing all the way to the storehouse.
Till we meet again,
Ed the Eldar
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Dearest Witch
In your Swamp
You stole from me
So I shall Stomp
a path to your door
and bite you hard
you dirty ... witch
toothily yours,
Bob a Simple Bulldog
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Victor you are vicious
and the land you inhabit,
contentious.
I shall send my MMA
who will dig you a shallow grave
remember the hug i once gave?
it was a sizing for his blade.
He will block and he will survive
and in the end the bacon
will be mine.
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Chuck is in the nest
And Bert's one eye is best
and attacking from the south
is old metal mouth.
But bob a bulldog is not afraid
he shall spoil this nest you made
and when the victory fog is clear
the price you pay will be quite dear.
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One of the rider clans
terrorizing the veld again?
to this battle
bob will come
and chase the villians
make them run
and when the mighty chase is thru?
Bob will be standing over you.
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Sons of the Veld?
Who knew they could write?
But their missive to Bob
is an invite to a fight!
Bob will bring Generals
Tavern and Specialty
And they will correct the sons' spelling
Leaving the grammar check with me.
Bob will teach a lesson to the sons of the veld
and gladly smile when the sons
are rotting in bob's jail
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Dear King Damien
The skull is not LOST.
It is buried.
And Bob has forgotten where it was when troll-phu cooked bacon
So it is really really troll-phu's fault
love
bob
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Dear Wolf,
You want to be the bane of our existence to which I say 'NEVER'. *shakes her fist at the sky in defiance!
Your sneaky habit of lurking in the forest shadows ready to pounce on our fierce generals will not be effective. We will find you... we will only use sleeping darts since we respect and love the wolf... we will slip past you quietly while you are sleeping, and leave you in the dust!
So please turn your voracious appetite toward all those deer and wild boar and reindeer that walk the forests. They are much more delicious than humans anyway, or so I've heard.
May you live long and not attack us!
Your friends just passing through, meaning you no harm...
FlyingCloud et alia
p.s. aaaaahoooooooooooo!
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ATTN: Explorers
It has come to my attention that the longer time required for your explore and return is not just due to the fact that you are not as skilled as Lucky or Savage. I have found that you are partying with the locals where you are searching for treasures. You have been giving some of the treasure you find to the pretty girls, soccer balls to the young boys and cooking ingredients to the women. You then, are having picnics consuming pumpkin soup and egg salad sandwiches and enjoying soccer tournaments. Upon your return, I receive less treasures, pumpkins, eggs and soccer balls. This is not approved behavior and may necessitate your removal to be trained in the barracks where you will consume vast amounts of brew and then become available to be sent on new adventure to new lands in my vast armies.
Shape up, or ship out!
Your Mayor
