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Dear King Damien
The skull is not LOST.
It is buried.
And Bob has forgotten where it was when troll-phu cooked bacon
So it is really really troll-phu's fault
love
bob

Sons of the Veld?
Who knew they could write?
But their missive to Bob
is an invite to a fight!
Bob will bring Generals
Tavern and Specialty
And they will correct the sons' spelling
Leaving the...

One of the rider clans
terrorizing the veld again?
to this battle
bob will come
and chase the villians
make them run
and when the mighty chase is thru?
Bob will be standing over you.

Chuck is in the nest
And Bert's one eye is best
and attacking from the south
is old metal mouth.
But bob a bulldog is not afraid
he shall spoil this nest you made
and when the victory fog is...

Victor you are vicious
and the land you inhabit,
contentious.
I shall send my MMA
who will dig you a shallow grave
remember the hug i once gave?
it was a sizing for his blade.
He will block...

Dearest Witch
In your Swamp
You stole from me
So I shall Stomp
a path to your door
and bite you hard
you dirty ... witch

toothily yours,
Bob a Simple Bulldog