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I know its horrible, i did it by hand(or mouse), but u get the idea, its a crown with UBI underneath.

Definatly

Granted, but then your computer explodes and you die.

I wish i was never hungry.

Granted, but now the workers get lost because your island is too big, and friary falls, so then all the buildings around it fall, and you are left with your level one mayors house and 10 stone. Good...

Granted, but you never wake up again because the miner became angry that you didn't give him enough tools and he put a sleeping potion in your brew.

I wish that my wish is granted

Granted but now you know nothing and have an empty head.

I wish I wasn't so lazy to think of a good wish.

Granted but now their all ugly and don't have any personalities

I wish i understood the female mind.

Granted, but the granite deposits take 1 month to find, and your geologist gets frustrated and quits, so now you have no marble, stone, or granite.

I wish i am selected and win gems and i don't...

As we all know, the game moves slow, so there is too much time spent staring at buildings and watching your settlers run into each other without being harmed. As we all also know, there are way too...

Granted, but it only produce 1 extra item every 24 hours

I wish they would make more settlers appear every 15 mins.