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fishing time is here
The brew must always fill up
The horses are drunk!

Then the fun would finally be over and a new event would have to start.

What if the sun was cold and the moon was hot?

There would actually be world peace and beauty queens would be out of business

What if crap actually tasted good?

There would be more extremely overweight people and some very exhausted workers
What if we found a doorway to an alternate universe?