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Granted. Time permanently slows down for you and only you. One year in your life becomes one minute to the outside world.

I wish all the Greek people grew gills so they could survive the tsunami.

#267: Granted. Mac and cheese is now made with limburger and overcooked linguini and is called Noodles and Cheese. Everyone loves it this way so much that laws are created making it a felony to...

Granted. From now on, everywhere you go you begin to accumulate loyal disciples who receive glorious spiritual visions anytime they are in your presence. They shortly disperse to spread your...

Granted. The world freezes in permanent stasis.

I wish that my in-game level in The Settlers Online would immediately be increased to 45.

#254: Granted. Juice boxes are now hold 400 square kilometers of volume. The packaging is suitably strong to contain that much fluid.

Granted, 1350 spider eggs appear in your left back pocket.

I wish that continuing were made easier so that 18 strength was enough.

Granted, but your 5 explorers are handcuffed together and have to go everywhere together at half speed because of all the tripping over eachother.

I still wish for 18 strength. :p

Granted, but it doesn't happen for 5 years and inflation makes the 50 gems worth less than 5.

I wish for 18 strength.