PAST EVENT - Corrupted Wish - Spring Edition!

[The_Director]

You go to Africa but you get dyssentery and spend the whole time on the toilet.

I wish I could still dunk a basketball.

Granted! Its a shame you still cant win...

I wish for a TSO flashlight

[Jason0627]

Granted but your now in the womans NBA and are not allowed to dunk anymore...

I wish i had motorcycle and traveled the world...

[SirDirketh]

But the Cat is MEAN ... Really MEAN, I wish I Had a cute puppy.

Granted, but your puppy always smells like dirty socks and destroys your house. I wish I had three wishes.

[Froggyeyed]

Granted but the puppy grows into a large dog that chews on all of your furniture.
I wish I had my very own housekeeper.

[CyrusXavier]

you have a gem pit.....but you fall in!!!! i wish i had infinite granite

Granted, but you ran out of room.
I wish I had a castle.

[SamSwordslinger]

Granted but the puppy grows into a large dog that chews on all of your furniture.
I wish I had my very own housekeeper.

Granted but its Consuela, who always says No...No.

I wish I had a 12 inch Pianist.

[Jarrod111]

Granted but now there are problems a foot. I wish I had more Jello

[Alora]

Granted but its Consuela, who always says No...No.

I wish I had a 12 inch Pianist.

Granted, but the pianist gets massive hand cramps.
I wish rainbows came out of my nose every time I sneezed...

[BDH1]

Granted, but it's covered in boogers.

I wish It wasn't cold in minnesota.

[Robertmcc]

Granted, but your puppy always smells like dirty socks and destroys your house. I wish I had three wishes.

(btw thats a normal puppy )

Granted! , but all your wishes will be corrupted I wish I had a Unbeatable army that I could control completety in tso.