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Lol, been there.
You know your'e playing CE too much when...
You start feeding your kids fish to get them to finish their chores quicker.
Send an explorer to discover new rooms in your house.
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You're bewildered to find that the creature before is not a fat man but instead some sort of... well, you've been playing so long you don't know what the fair-haired thing is.
...your brain hurts because you've been 'willing' your resources to gather faster.
You're constantly making involuntary "grunts and HOOHOO's" at random people on the street
When you walk buy a building site (we happen to have one near our offices) and you think of CEO.
When you wake up at 3:30am suddenly thinking "oh god, my wheatfields are depleted!"
When life gives you lemons? Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your **** lemons! What am I supposed to do with these!
On hiatus from the game currently.
I buffed my wife to speed up the dinner process to which she replied, "If you were that hungry , why didn't you just eat the sandwich?"
I have repeatedly sent the kids into the yard sector to find marble, iron and gold deposits to help fund my gaming addiction.
I tried to upgrade my well, to no avail. It still is not flowing beer.. Maybe I lack the right number of tools..
There are animals walking on my house, and it is not even Christmas yet..
My new method of walking in a zig zag pattern always gets me to my destination faster than walking in a straight line...
My neighbor aggro'ed me when I tried to walk through his red zone on the way to the store..
I moved my garrison closer to the local bank, and got arrested..
All the coking plant in town had to offer me was Pepsi...
I wanted to have a yard sale, but they informed me I need to build a Branch office first..
My hardwood just don't grow as fast as it used too and an upgrade is currently unavailable..
If I queue up my chores for the day , and my queue dissapears, do I still have to do the chores?
In order to raise my kids to become productive citizens, I have given them a tutorial chalked full of Pro Tips..
To decrease our overall shopping time, I suggested we build a house in the Walmart parking lot...
When I applied for a license to build a strip club in my town, they denied it because I am not level 31 yet and can't produce the required exotic wood planks...
It has been so hot this summer, I downloaded the castle empire fan kit...
Wild Mary cannonballed into my swimming pool and did some major splash damage..
Even the senior citizens joined the National Guard in my area after the "Beer and Swords" recruitment policy was enacted...
I attacked a bandit camp and got scavenged and stoned... Overall, a pretty good time, although I'm finding it hard to micromanage anything right about now...
I do NOT mess with my wife... she has 100k hitpoints, her initiative is first strike and her damage is irreversable..
Last edited by Encognito; 07-28-11 at 11:34 am.
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