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[ajpal87]

Then we'd be peeing on their tires.

What if One-One was a racehorse and Two-Two was one too and one day One-One won one race and Two-Two won one too?

Then one day One-One and Two-Two would race, to decide which would win and be number one.

What if elephants had stripes, giraffes had trunks, and rhinos had a long neck?

[ShuttlePilot]

What if One-One was a racehorse and Two-Two was one too and one day One-One won one race and Two-Two won one too?

Then they'd both be one trick ponies until one of them or two of them win(s) the Triple Crown.

What if wishes really were horses?

[Encognito]

Then my wishes that there werent so many My Little Ponies around my house would only make things worse...

What if watching grass grow and paint dry were really Olympic sports?

[Doc-Rock]

Then my wishes that there werent so many My Little Ponies around my house would only make things worse...

What if watching grass grow and paint dry were really Olympic sports?

Then couch potatoes wouldn't be allowed to have anything sweet.

What if Dr. Seuss had been Dr. Ruth?

[Encognito]

Then I would have to wear a sports cup to protect my green eggs and ham..

What if Doc-Rock and Dr Ruth had a baby?

[ShuttlePilot]

What if Doc-Rock and Dr Ruth had a baby?

Then they would both have clever answers to the what-if that we missed:

What if elephants had stripes, giraffes had trunks, and rhinos had a long neck?

[Doc-Rock]

Then I wouldn't recommend bending over in front of a zebra.

What if men really were from Mars?

[Wimpy]

Then women are fron Venus.

What if there is a sixth dimention?

[Doc-Rock]

Then teleportation would be a reality.

What if Little Jack Horner was stuck in a round room?

[ShuttlePilot]

What if Little Jack Horner was stuck in a round room?

Then he'd be eating a Christmas Pi.

What if time folds back upon itself like a candy ribbon?