The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

[BB_Katealyst]

Time for a new fun forum game! LadyTerra brought this game to my attention, and I thought it would make a great new game. If you participate, you could even win Gems!

The idea is that a poster comes up with a wish, another poster grants the wish, but some unintended consequence follows.

For example: I wish that I had a boat
Poster: Granted, but now you become terribly seasick!

How it works:
1) Respond to the wish in the previous post with whatever unintended consequences you can imagine.
2) Add your own secret wish for the next player to grant.

Prizes
15 randomly selected participants will win 39 Gems! (winners selected September 19th)

Rules
Your post must contain the corrupted element of the previous post, and your own wish!

I'll start off:

I wish I had a robotic monkey.

[Keranik]

I'll start off:

I wish I had a robotic monkey.

Granted, but your robotic monkey decides to take it upon himself to renovate your house, only he has no carpentry experience.

I wish that I had a nice beautiful '11 Dodge Challenger

[Aquila37]

I wish Oz gave away humor

[Penty]

Granted, but your robotic monkey decides to take it upon himself to renovate your house, only he has no carpentry experience.

I wish that I had a nice beautiful '11 Dodge Challenger

Which as you dove it home dropped the tranny.

I wish won the Lottery.

[Thuenor]

Granted, but your robotic monkey decides to take it upon himself to renovate your house, only he has no carpentry experience.

I wish that I had a nice beautiful '11 Dodge Challenger

Granted, but it's a Hot Wheels version.

I wish I knew how much om could an om nom nom if an om nom could nom nom.

[Graywolf]

Quote Originally Posted by BB_Katealyst View Post

I'll start off:

I wish I had a robotic monkey.

But then you find out what metal bananas cost...

I wish I had a Sober Geologist!

[EpsilonSilver]

Which as you dove it home dropped the tranny.

I wish won the Lottery.

Which you did and the $39 million made you into a Scrooge McDuck that nobody except for sycophants liked.

I wish all my wishes come true.

[captnemo]

Granted, but it's a Hot Wheels version.

I wish I knew how much om could an om nom nom if an om nom could nom nom.

granted, but the nom nom get om om nom nom and nom nom become om om

i wish i have unlimited gems

[EpsilonSilver]

Which as you dove it home dropped the tranny.

I wish won the Lottery.

Which you did and the $39 million made you into a Scrooge McDuck that nobody except for sycophants liked.

I wish all my wishes come true.

[Morgan]

Which as you dove it home dropped the tranny.

I wish won the Lottery.

Granted and it is the largest one ever only problem is the lotto has gone bankrupt and in the fine print it says they don't have to pay you!

I wish I had perfect health!