The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

[Lora]

then your ticket with the winning number was shredded in the lotto machine as it was verafied


I wish I had a new home

[Jigsaw]

Granted and it is the largest one ever only problem is the lotto has gone bankrupt and in the fine print it says they don't have to pay you!

I wish I had perfect health!

Granted, you are now in perfect health. Unfortunately there was a horrible virus that struck the earth and you are the last person left alive. But hey at least your in good health?? !!

I wish i could walk on mars!

[ShuttlePilot]

I wish i could walk on mars!

Granted! But now you have Drops of Jupiter in your hair and were run over by a Train.

I wish I could be invisible.

[Jigsaw]

Granted! But now you have Drops of Jupiter in your hair and were run over by a Train.

I wish I could be invisible.

Granted, but as you were crossing the street a car that couldn't see you ran you over!

I wish i didn't have to work for a living

[Cahalith]

Granted, but as you were crossing the street a car that couldn't see you ran you over!

I wish i didn't have to work for a living

POOF!!! Granted, you now live in a cardboard box in my backyard.

I wish I had a time machine, so that I could go back and fix my mistakes.

[Audrey]

I wish I had a time machine, so that I could go back and fix my mistakes.

Granded, but your time machine only takes you back 1 day. You relive August 24, 2011 till the end of life.

I wish I had an ability to teleport.

[Zoratha]

granted but you can't control it and randomly teleport, and only into the opposite of where you would like to go.

I wish I had a wallet that never ran out of cash

[LadyTerra]

granted but you can't control it and randomly teleport, and only into the opposite of where you would like to go.

I wish I had a wallet that never ran out of cash

Granted, but the cash is all counterfeit and you get send to jail!
I wish I was my own boss

[Cenzton]

Granted, but the cash is all counterfeit and you get send to jail!
I wish I was my own boss

Granted, but you're being an unproductive worker and firing yourself is going to get rather awkward.

I wish I could get more sleep.

[adolia]

Granted, but you're being an unproductive worker and firing yourself is going to get rather awkward.

I wish I could get more sleep.

Granted, but only because you ate Snow Whites poison apple, and the Prince refuses to kiss you to wake you up!

I wish I looked 25