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    Quote Originally Posted by Sky75 View Post
    Granted, but now the entire field is staffed with weirdly intelligent robotic monkeys!

    I wish my pets had longer life spans
    Granted, all your old dead pets have now come back to life and are vicious animal zombies! Pet Semetary here we come!

    I wish the song that never ends, would end!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jigsaw View Post
    I wish the song that never ends, would end!
    Granted, but all songs in the world shall end with it.

    I wish I had a laser tag course in my backyard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirRoy View Post
    Which you did and the $39 million made you into a Scrooge McDuck that nobody except for sycophants liked.

    I wish all my wishes come true.
    Granted but every new wish granted took away the previous wish

    I wish I had a never ending gold mine

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    I wish I had telekinetic powers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SirTurk View Post
    Granted but every new wish granted took away the previous wish

    I wish I had a never ending gold mine
    Granted but it cost you all your geologists so good luck finding it!

    I wish I could go back in time to the medieval ages...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jigsaw View Post
    Granted but it cost you all your geologists so good luck finding it!

    I wish I could go back in time to the medieval ages...
    Granted...but you work as a tavern wench.

    I wish I could turn into a fire breathing dragon on a whim.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BB_Katealyst View Post
    Granted, but all songs in the world shall end with it.

    I wish I had a laser tag course in my backyard.
    Granted, but the course is so complex that every time you play you are lost without food or water for days on end.

    I wish that the Harry Potter story was real.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cahalith View Post
    Granted...but you work as a tavern wench.

    I wish I could turn into a fire breathing dragon on a whim.
    Granted, however on your first day you lose your ability to breath fire and you have a horde of angry knights after you.

    I wish that I could speak Korean.
    Last edited by Sebastian; 08-26-11 at 05:10 pm. Reason: forgot to put my wish

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sebastian View Post
    Granted, however on your first day you lose your ability to breath fire and you have a horde of angry knights after you.

    I wish that I could speak Korean.
    Granted, but you quickly find out all you know are colorful curse words and insults dealing with the reproductive organs of animals.

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    I wish that the Harry Potter story was real.
    Granted, but you are a Muggle, and unable perceive the magical world!)

    I wish I was Mojo JoJo

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadBaboon View Post
    Granted, but you quickly find out all you know are colorful curse words and insults dealing with the reproductive organs of animals.

    (Super Extra Bonus: Granted, but you are a Muggle, and unable perceive the magical world!)

    I wish I was Mojo JoJo
    Granted, but someone called animal control and had you taken to the zoo, so now the powerpuff girls come every day to throw popcorn at your cage.

    I wish I didn't need as much sleep

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