The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

[Farrox]

Granted, but someone called animal control and had you taken to the zoo, so now the powerpuff girls come every day to throw popcorn at your cage.

I wish I didn't need as much sleep

Granted, but after a while you run out of things to do and spend too many hours on Castle Empires world chat. One too many sausage jokes cause you to lose your sanity and you are committed to the nearest institution where you spend your remaining days yelping 'Walla Jabeela'.

I wish that I could play a banjo.

[Wimpy]

Granted, but after a while you run out of things to do and spend too many hours on Castle Empires world chat. One too many sausage jokes cause you to lose your sanity and you are committed to the nearest institution where you spend your remaining days yelping 'Walla Jabeela'.

I wish that I could play a banjo.

Granted, but you have to play duelling banjos with some guy and he plays using a gun.

I wish I wasn't a deadbeat.

[certifried4Him]

Granted, but you have to play duelling banjos with some guy and he plays using a gun.

I wish I wasn't a deadbeat.

Granted: now you're a explorer searching your island for new land you go round an round never resting.
I wish I had 3 wishes

[Doc-Rock]

Granted. Now you have three wishes but the effects are only a third intense. Next time maybe you'll think before you rub me out of a bottle.

I wish for nothing cuz life is always better than the alternative.

[shedrin]

Granted. You get nothing but are cursed to always covet what others have.

I wish I had a sense of perspective.

[Aphrodite]

Granted. You get nothing but are cursed to always covet what others have.

I wish I had a sense of perspective.

Granted, you receive your sense of perspective but lose your sense of smell.

I wish my cat wasn't so fat, so he could clean his own backside.

[Dolittle]

Granted, however on your first day you lose your ability to breath fire and you have a horde of angry knights after you.

I wish that I could speak Korean.

Granted but you end up being the toilet slave to Kim Il Jung where your mere existence is spent in endless days of wiping his butt and polishing his toilet bowl.

I wish I was superman!!!

[Dolittle]

Granted, you receive your sense of perspective but lose your sense of smell.

I wish my cat wasn't so fat, so he could clean his own backside.

Granted but alas his newfound slim nature has left him mentally incapacitated and He has taken to wiping it on your hallway carpet, leaving brown streaks from the kitchen to the front door.

I still wish I was superman LOL.

[toy4x4]

Granted, but you are still living on Krypton in a alternate timeline where it never explodes.

I wish I had more wishes

[Tarquinious]

I wish UBI didn't ruin shadowbane and forced me to play browser games.