The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

[TheMajestic]

Granted but you have to pay half of it to the treasury of state as tax.

I would be perfectly ok with that! lol

[TheMajestic]

Granted but only because you are now one of them.

I wish I didn't have to sleep.

Granted, but now you're a zombie who eats brains and can't play video games like Castle Empire Online

I still wish for a million real US dollars! lol

[Wimpy]

Granted, but now you're a zombie who eats brains and can't play video games like Castle Empire Online

I still wish for a million real US dollars! lol

Granted. But you get caught leaving the bank you held up and now have to serve 37-1/2 years in the lockup.

I wish that wishes came true.

[gwomain]

To be able to plant any kind of tree anyware

[Segomo]

With perfect health you could outlive generations of your family and become alone in the world.

I wish aliens would sap my brain and make me the smartest person in the world!

[Logix]

With perfect health you could outlive generations of your family and become alone in the world.

I wish aliens would sap my brain and make me the smartest person in the world!

Granted, but as the smartest person in the world you become unchallenged and die of boredom!

I wish I had a genie with unlimited wishes.

[Saint]

Granted, but as the smartest person in the world you become unchallenged and die of boredom!

I wish I had a genie with unlimited wishes.

Your wish has been granted and now you are the genie in the bottle.

I wish I the ability to control the elements of the world.

[ShuttlePilot]

I wish I the ability to control the elements of the world.

Granted, and now you are the manager of a 1970's R&B/funk band: Earth, Wind, and Fire.

I wish I had the ability to stuff sausages in the mouths of rude/ignorant people to stifle their rants.

[EpsilonSilver]

Granted, only now there are just a dozen people left able to speak.

I wish the world would be as one. :P

[BooRadley]

Granted, but now you're alone. Going to get pretty lonely without other people...

I wish I had a wallet that always had $50 in it. As in, if I take money out, when I close it and re-open it, there is another $50 waiting for me there.