The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

[Cahalith]

I wish I had a wallet that always had $50 in it. As in, if I take money out, when I close it and re-open it, there is another $50 waiting for me there.

Granted, but the $50 is permanently stuck in the wallet, so you are unable to spend it.

I wish the news contained happier news and people were nicer to each other.

[Wimpy]

Granted, and now you are the manager of a 1970's R&B/funk band: Earth, Wind, and Fire.

I wish I had the ability to stuff sausages in the mouths of rude/ignorant people to stifle their rants.

Granted. Only the first guy you stuffed worked for the Godfather. Now you sleep with the fishes.

I wish I had something better than a third world empire.

[ootter]

Granted. Only the first guy you stuffed worked for the Godfather. Now you sleep with the fishes.
I wish I had something better than a third world empire.

granted. but it became self aware and now you're it's second world conquest.

I wish it was winter already...

[Audrey]

Granted, now the world is in chaos. Earth has entered an ice age.

I wish I owned a robot that would clean for me, keeping everything clean 24/7.

[Clad]

Granted, your life is easy now, just eat and sleep.

I wish I can go and sleep on the sun in just one night!

[LadyTerra]

Granted, your life is easy now, just eat and sleep.

I wish I can go and sleep on the sun in just one night!

Granted, but because you are on the sun, there is no night and day, so you have to stay forever.
I wish I had free parking at my work.

[ShuttlePilot]

I wish I had free parking at my work.

Granted, but now your free reserved parking space means you are the boss. You work 60-70 hour weeks and the IRS is auditing you.

I wish that I had perfect health for a natural lifetime.

[Holmes]

Granted, but now your free reserved parking space means you are the boss. You work 60-70 hour weeks and the IRS is auditing you.

I wish that I had perfect health for a natural lifetime.

Granted, but you need to laugh all day, laughing while eating, sleeping and laughing when wc because laughter is the best medicine
I wish that I had 39 Gems from this event

[EpsilonSilver]

I wish that I had 39 Gems from this event

Granted, you have unlimited gems and become so intoxicated with the power that you play 36 hours straight without eating and become a CEO addict.

I wish I had unlimited gems and more friends.

[Jethro702]

Granted. Your boss caught your clone sleeping at work and fired you. No longer being able to feed your clone, it died.

I wish I had nine million dollars.

Granted, You put it all in the bank and the bank catches on fire and no record of your money was kept.

I wish i was level 50