Granted, but you couldn't keep it a secret and government snatched you away where you spent the rest of your life as a lab rat.
I wish I could speak tongues.
Granted, but you couldn't keep it a secret and government snatched you away where you spent the rest of your life as a lab rat.
I wish I could speak tongues.
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wish granted, but for every gem you ask for a gem the size of a football must be shoved up your ***.Originally Posted by captnemo
I wish for 3 more wishes.
granted but you forget about the hubris of each wish, making them useless.
I wish politicians would be forced to keep their promises made in campagns
Granted: Now all 2 of the politicians left started a new form of government enforcing higher taxes and less benefits.I wish politicians would be forced to keep their promises made in campagns
I wish upon wisheries that fisheries grew wish fish.
granted but what would that wish fish wish for? perhaps a robotic monkey who lacked carpentry skill. then your in for it ;p
i wish that i had a jar of pickles, but not just any pickles...Ninja Pickles!!!!!!!
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They like the dirt that's on my knees, the way I still say please while they'are looking down at me. I am their favorite dam disease.
granted. now say "tongues" see i am a magician.
i wish someone had replied to my previous wish.
FEAR THIS
They like the dirt that's on my knees, the way I still say please while they'are looking down at me. I am their favorite dam disease.
Ninja Pickles wish granted, but they escaped the jar and stole away into the cold dark night, taking with them the wish fish and the robotic monkey.
And, for some reason, they also took the butter dish that was humorously shaped like a large pickle. The police later found the pickle shaped butter dish at the crime scene of a toy store, where someone had "freed" all the Polly Pockets, and defaced all the Barbie Dolls with mustaches.
The police are currently knocking on your door, holding the butter dish ( pickle shaped, humorously ) in a clear plastic evidence bad.
I wish that they would turn into an awesome christmas display on your front lawn, with an animated Santa gesturing insanely with the pickle-shaped butter dish. No wait, I want that at my house, but all done up in LED lights, and for the Santa to cackle whenever someone walks up to the front door. Yes, I think that would be tasteful.
I wish for a good job for husband, SSD to kick in, and our home out of foreclosure.
Granted, but a horrible natural disaster ruins each aspect of your wish.
I wish stupidity was an extremely fatal disease so I wouldn't have to put up with idiots all the time.
Granted, but now you are dead.
I wish I could win 5 recycler plants.
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