The Corrupted Wish! Win 39 Gems!

[RawrNoob]

Granted ... now help Santa fill some stockings with coal ... he has plenty of bad boys and girls to handle and needs the help

I wish for a double output buff cloud for my whole island, my settlers are getting burned from all this sun and are now mad at my scout for clearing those clouds and are chasing him around my island causing chaos

[CaptainKirk1701]

I wish for kindness, tolerance and acceptance in our world.

Your Wish is Granted- Because your wish was granted peace, harmony and loved ruled the world.

I have no wish because anything I would wish for would taint kindness, tollerance and acceptance in the world

[Alexandra]

If you had perfect health what would the Doctors do?

I wish for happiness and success!

[Thea]

I wish for happiness and success!

Granted, everyone around you has more happiness and success, thus leaving you unhappy and unsuccessful.

I wish time was a commodity that I can be bought & sold.

[Crusty-Bum]

Granted, everyone around you has more happiness and success, thus leaving you unhappy and unsuccessful.

I wish time was a commodity that I can be bought & sold.

And then the universe imploded

I wish for a mini light saber cheese knife that I could put out during my George Lucas themed Halloween party next year.

[Thea]

I wish for a mini light saber cheese knife that I could put out during my George Lucas themed Halloween party next year.

Granted but 5 minutes into your Lucas-themed Halloween party, your mini-light saber cheese knife is stolen.

I wish Hollywood would think of more creative titles for their films instead of stuff like "Cowboys & Aliens" or "Man on a Ledge."

[Ninjazz]

I wish Hollywood would think of more creative titles for their films instead of stuff like "Cowboys & Aliens" or "Man on a Ledge."

Granted but the titles all have something to do with feces.

I wish I knew the cure for every disease in history, including stupidity

[Traent]

Granted but the titles all have something to do with feces.

I wish I knew the cure for every disease in history, including stupidity

Granted, but you hit your head as you jump in excitement. As a result of hitting your head you develop a severe case of amnesia and forget everything.

I wish I knew how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

[Evangelion]

Granted, but you had to spend your entire life observing woodchucks in their natural habitat to learn the answer and in the mean time everyone you care about in your life has left you and your mother got remarried to your old best friend and your father married the kid they had on her 18th birthday when he was 62.

I wish I had a diamond the size of my fist.

[Thea]

I wish I had a diamond the size of my fist.

Granted, but the diamond has so many inner flaws that it is considered worthless.

I wish I could talk to animals.