There is a boy who was once tired of riding his T-REX back and forth. So he got a new type of dinosaur pet named Jackson Pollock who could fly faster than a speeding bullet in a magnetic field.
He loved it so much that he Tweeted it! Word spread like a north wind and people shuddered at the thought of paint spatters.
which reminded them of the time in ages past when a magnificent yet insignificant peasant would dress like the cat's meow.
Meanwhile, a sinister but friendly giant yelled, "Look that flying dinosaur came out of nowhere."
Charlie Sheen ran right into a wall of addiction.
At that moment, in zombie-ravaged, blood soaked style, a stranger appeared. He had big glaring Cyclops eye which shot out green liquid that tickled like feathers and also was oddly hypnotic. He squirted his goo, mumbled an incantation, and took aim, then let fly. It landed directly under the dragon's snout. He snorted like Charlie Sheen while his squire rubbed peanut butter on the parapets hoping the Cyclops would slip and fall inside the vat of jello that had a concealed trapdoor that offered an escape.
End of story, so it seemed, until a howling goat, eager to lick and grind through the jello, saw a humongous one eye-eyed monster peering up through the trapdoor.
Suddenly the trapdoor turned out to be the monster itself. A magic mirror shimmered. Then it opened to a Lady Gaga concert with a unicorn named Charlie. He speared the cyclops that dropped his cyclops family jewels.
Next, the unicorn gobbled them down, farted a rainbow, and continued on towards the east.
Meanwhile, the city slept and dreamed of Demacia's banning and lessons learned. Despite lessons learned, people still acted schadenfreude-esque. Moving on, Akkirus Googled schadenfreude-esque and he discovered ShuttlePilot was right. Other people's misfortune is rather funny.
Meanwhile, at the MJ's Neverland ranch, a new breed of mutant T'Rexii learned to fly.
The dragon seemed to glide effortlessly upon the thermals, sneezing upon occasion, which only served to make him snort flaming snot. It rained upon the people below burning them up.
The onlookers said we should collect all Easter eggs before the dragon collects them for conversion to golden geese. Centzon thinks the eggs will hatch and we will all share the spoils of war.
Three years passed before the terrible event that shaped our minds like a banana. and the truth of our reality was revealed to those among us who are willing to eat pudding.
It was discovered that Jello pudding has a strange but peculiar smell and feels good in your mouth.
So these days, Chuck, Toothed, and Mary all eat cake at our expense. However, the cake is a lie, as are the one eyed monster horror stories.
Incidentally, a roaming band of drunken recruits stumbled upon a hidden underground entrance and decided to begin an adventure.
First the looked for a light. Before they started on their journey they each chose a trusted familiar.
One of them led the way into the entrance. He turned to the left and with a flick of his fingers lit up all the torches that were suspended above the gurgling, rancid bat guano. They looked around for traps and pitfalls.
Suddenly a troll jumped out from an apse near a shimmering light shouting, "Beware! Danger ahead! Follow the sound of the waterfall and follow close behind.
At that, the troll said to its' groaning belly, "Seymour? Feed me! Hey! JimmyJohns delivers. Can we call for magnificent sausages packed in vinegar so it preserves the integrity of the meat?"
Suddenly they were ready to begin scaling the fish they gave birth to.
It smelled sweet like gum drops.
"Break is over!"
Let's get moving! Get to the front of the rollercoaster and make sure to scream like frightened nuns while you fly high above the craggy mountains.
Don't Look down below.
Revolting circus midgets surprised everyone by singing a cappella.
They began singing an old Belorussian song which they learned during summer camp at Lake Michikuku, where stories seemed to last.
But then a little blonde girl pointed and shrieked. What she saw, a huge pony, was morphing into a huge kakaran, a real brat!
It began to rain heavily and the air smelled faintly like the grass after rain.
Our heroes were a motley crew that banded together.
pixi-sticks, so that nana nana batman could have a sporting chance at climbing into his Jet black bat-mobile!
In order to get to the pharmacy for bandages because she shot Robin in the "Holy posterior, Batman!"
So she sobbed and sobbed until her tears formed A small puddle. The puddle froze and she slipped and broke her famous custom made designer Spanks. Now she had nothing to wear under her underwear, meaning she was decent. :-)
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