Originally Posted by CPRdummy
This must be a dear, 'deer' relative of 'the very rare, very dangerous Water-Walker', top entry. I say so! Because, they seem to do things a bit out of the ordinary.
Do you see the potential village villain? He is peeking in a window.
'I Spy' him.
And if you do. Watch out!
Antlers are sharp and can be used to prod you if he is caught and confronted while attempting to pry open windows.
If you ask what he is doing he will just say, "Oh, I was looking for Santa to ask if he was hiring to help pull his sleigh".
On second thought, his excuse may be, "I followed Mary to see a lamb at school... Oh, joy! to see the children laugh and play..."
