April Fool's Jokes - Win 25 Gems!

[zach2468]

First get a fake head. then, stick it in the freezer. the first person that goes in there will be screaming at the top of their lungs!!!! LOL

[pytheas]

The lazy way is to not do anything at all for april fools day.. Just be sure to smile knowingly and laugh occasionally. By the end of the day people will be asking you what's up and what's the joke, who did you get ect. ect.

[caesarsandy]

One year my son nearly gave me a heart attack.

He staggered into my office, gasping, coughing, and crying.
He asked--
"Do we still have insurance on my car?"

for what he looked like:
http://www.fiercecostumes.com/woochi...kit-fx007.html

No accident, no real blood. no problem. just a scared mother.

[LordVarlot]

Happened to my sister in law. She was at a campground, went to the public shower. Someone had turned the door handle around and the lock was now on the inside.
She pulled the door closed, locked herself in, and was stuck for an hour and a half. She was not happy.

[Dragonmane]

The Earthquake:

I live in Northern California and we have earthquakes once in a while. While my coworker(from Pittsburg) sat in his cubicle, I sneaked around and started to shake his cubicle walls and shouted "Earthquake!" as loud as I could. He just so happened to have some lunch in his lap. The lunch went flying and he jumped up and ran so fast out of the building I never go to tell him it was a joke. He was mad, but I could barely talk to him after that without yelling "Earthquake".

[kristyna]

While in college, they got a large donation from an alumni but instead of using it for anything we really needed, they chose to build a huge new sign, on a marble base, with 2 flags set 25 feet apart. The night prior to the VIP's all showing up.... yes they planned it for April 1st for some strange reason, we lowered the flags, sewed invisible fishing line from one to the other, and raised them back up. The flags now could only flap in the wind facing each other, instead of both flapping to the north, south, east... you get the idea. Next morning ... required attendance by all student body.... we're rolling on the grass laughing and the admins are standing around scratching their heads trying to figure out what's going on.

[RawrNoob]

Did you guys know BB_MrGrimm and BB_Katealyst are actually married?

[lowprofile]

We will be down for a few hours and are working hard to bring it back up.

[Seanache]

we've been waiting for you prank
When I was in the Army, I would wake up my roommate by putting white grease paint on my face, dressing in a long black cloak, and standing over the victim with a tin foil scythe. I would shake them awake and in a throaty voice say "We've been waiting for you (victim)". I have seen many a hardcore troop scream in fear, then chase me out of the room threatening to kick my @$$!

[LordVarlot]

I took a Styrofoam wig head, put a rubber mask on it with a wig and a weight on the bottom. Placed in a friend's jacuzzi. It floated, slowly turning in the current.
She came home after dark, went out looking for her cat with a flashlight. She spotted it, ran for the door, fell and crawled inside. The police were not happy.