OK all's you have to do is get someones toothpaste bottle and fill it up with lets say apple juice while the toothpaste is in their and dab a little toothpaste on the front and when squeeze he/she squeezes it apple juice and toothpaste everywhere.
OK all's you have to do is get someones toothpaste bottle and fill it up with lets say apple juice while the toothpaste is in their and dab a little toothpaste on the front and when squeeze he/she squeezes it apple juice and toothpaste everywhere.
Years ago, my neighbors and I pulled one over on our boastful, know it all neighbor. He had just bought a brand new car and was loudly explaining all the nifty gadgets and stuff that came with it. At night, we would sneak over to his car and add 5 gallons of gas to it. He started talking about how great the gas mileage was in his new car. He hadn't filled it in a week. We did this for about a month. then we'd sneak over and siphon out 5 gallons each night. He took it to 3 different mechanics explaining how he used to get over 100 miles to a gallon, now he has to fill up every other day.
One practical joke a sibling and I played on one of our parents when we were younger was that we got the keys to their car and changed the radio station to something we knew they'd hate and then set it up so that when their car started, the windshield wipers would also start. When they got into the car the next time and turned it on, they thought the car had gone haywire or something and were in a panic over it (as they had just gotten it repaired).
When we started laughing about it, they figured out we must have known what happened to the car or were behind it though.
My aunt worked in the executive department, for Nordstrom, for years. Often times they would have office parties and other activities which would require volunteers to bring certain food items and other party favors.
Her office organized such a gathering, in celebration of valentine's day, one year and she was nominated to bring a food item. To keep it simple she decided to make soft tacos. Simple, easy, no fuss, no muss.
Being young and overly mischievous, I told her that it would make the whole thing more thematic if she used some food coloring to make the soft shells pink. Her eyes lit up with excitement. "That's a great idea, Joseph!" she exclaimed to me, as my brother and I shared a humored look.
Sure enough, the next day, she left for her party with her freshly prepared ingredients and soft shells dyed pink... Needless to say, when she got home she was seething mad. So embarrassed. I've never heard the end of it for nearly 25 years now.
She'll never let me live down the day i put the idea into her head to serve her pink tacos at her valentine's day office party. But in my defense, i didn't force her to do any of it. I just thought it would be funny if she did... and, oh boy, was it ever funny. My family still gets a laugh out of it. I hope you all do too. It's truly classic
These things I very firmly believe: -That government should butt out. -That freedom is our most precious commodity and if we are not eternally vigilant, government will take it all away. -That individual freedom demands individual responsibility. -That the tree of liberty needs to be watered from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. -That any group of people willing to give up a little freedom for a little organization will lose both and deserve neither.
KITTIE LITTER CAKE
Make a cake. place in plastic kitty litter type box ( an new clean one duh)
crumble graham crackers and sprinkle green food dye.
Get 2-3 tootsie rolls. Warm 10 seconds in microwave, then shape into "cat droppings"
Place in on and around the "kitty litter" box.
when a buddy comes over, reach in, grab a handfull then start munchin!!
Guanranteed to make them run!! Or vomit lmao
(DO NOT ALLOW YOUR CAT TO USE THIS PRIOR TO PLAYING THIS TRICK)
(YOU WONT LIKE IT)
I was 13yo.
I did the same thing to my mom,
fake blood comin out of my ear,
dirt all over and told her someone had
hit me with a baseball bat....
she freaked!!! She finally let me back in the house around midnight.....
I'm surprised im past 13.....
That one is awesome. ; )
going to have to try that one ....
I have done all kinds of April Fools jokes but the one I remember the most was when I REVERSED an April Fools joke attempted to be played on me by my son.
So in the afternoon while working in the office, I was on the phone and my son comes down screaming ....
"Dad dad there has been an accident in the front of the house !!!!"
I told the person I was on the phone with there was an emergency and would call them back.
I hung up and dialed 123 ...
then said, "Yes 911 .. we need an ambulance and police to ...123 Anystreet "
"My name is John ... my phone number is ..."
my son tried to interupt me ..
I yelled "QUIET - I am on the phone with 911"
he goes - "NO DAD no it was only a joke."
I said - "YOU STUPID MORON ... why would you do that ?"
He said, "Dad it is April Fools day and you always get me!"
I said,"That is just NOT funny, you do NOT do stupid jokes like that!!"
"I am sorry Dad"
I said, "Well you phone 911 back right NOW and explain to them your stupid joke."
Then I could not hold back the laugh anymore ....
My son says, "You stupid $%#@ - I hate you."
ROFLMAO
Post a note at the entrance to work stating Not to use your computer until the IT guy arrives and empties the Bit Bucket. I had over half the office staff looking for work while they waited.
When some one is sleeping you tie a string to a shoe and the string to there big toe. Then you throw the shoe at them ... they should wake up and throw the shoe back causing the string to pull tight on there toe.
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