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What you'll need:
A funnel
A penny
A glass of ice cold water
A victim
First, stick the little end of the funnel into your pants. Next, pretend you're playing a really fun game of trying to drop a penny off your chin and catching it in the funnel. Your victim will of course want to play. So you stick the little end of the funnel into your victim's pants. When your victim leans back to put the penny on his/her chin......you pour the water into the funnel.
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You Have Won the Lottery !!
The day after the lottery, I purchased a lottery ticket with the winning numbers from last night. 5 out of 6, still worth 1/2 million dollars. When a friend came over, I asked him to check the lottery numbers. He checked the numbers in the paper, didn't say a word, then left hurriedly. It was 2 days before I heard from him, boy he was MAD !! For a full day, he thought he had the winning ticket. I stopped him cold when I said "You mean MY lottery ticket ? "
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put baby powder in the end of the wife/girlfriends blowdrier, classic 
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What did the fish say when it swam into the Wall...!!!!?????? DAME! You know a water dame
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Recruit
Unscrew a persons desk / office chair and watch as it falls apart when they sit down.
Did this a few times when I went to school and also a table during study hall so when the person placed their school bag on it the table top fell down and they spent the time placing it back together.
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poke a small hole in both ends of an egg, blow the contents out leaving just the empty shell. Then randomly toss it to people as they enter the room.
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we tried to make nice with our rival fraternity. we sent them boxes of doughnuts one morning. we watched and waved as they enjoyed our peace offering.
as they left the next morning, all they found was a small stake in the ground with a picture taped to it - all of us with our pants down and doughnuts on our junk.
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Twins!
We decided to pull a prank on my Grandma! My Sister was due to have a Baby yesterday, she had it today, so As we Rushed out of our Farm Driveway, my Grandma saw us. So, because we were going very fast, she called to see what the matter was, we said that my Sister was having Twins! So, my Grandma snuck over to my sisters house to surprise her and her husband with a gift for twins! (we predicted that would happen) So, we played along when we all got back, while my sister was still in the hospital with her SINGLE baby girl, but she later found out when she went to go see my sister in the hospital that there were no twins, she was so dumbstruck! haha, it was hilarious how she reacted!
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Put Ketchup and Mayo packets under the knobs that touch the toilet seat to the bowl. When someone sits down pop!
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pour a bag of flour on someone while they are in the shower.
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