The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[HugsAreJuice]

rats i type slow. everyone gets gems. the game masters inflate the prices...just like the real world...

still wishing for bigger juice boxes.

[MarMax]

Granted but you going to love the bigger juice boxes more then the game.
I wish i could win the 50 gams

[Reylathi]

Granted, but it doesn't happen for 5 years and inflation makes the 50 gems worth less than 5.

I wish for 18 strength.

[KLAPKA]

i wish i had 5 explorers

[DocJeff]

Granted but you will need 19 strength to continue.

I wish I had 1350 Eggs.

[Reylathi]

Granted, but your 5 explorers are handcuffed together and have to go everywhere together at half speed because of all the tripping over eachother.

I still wish for 18 strength.

[Reylathi]

Granted, 1350 spider eggs appear in your left back pocket.

I wish that continuing were made easier so that 18 strength was enough.

[DocJeff]

Granted but you still need 18 strength.

I wish I had 1350 Eggs.

[Reylathi]

#254: Granted. Juice boxes are now hold 400 square kilometers of volume. The packaging is suitably strong to contain that much fluid.

[Neilsen]

Granted! They all crack under the weight of themselves so you end up making the world's biggest omelet.
I wish nothing would change.