Granted all those wishes would backfire and blow up in your face resulting in 1,000,000,000,000,001 wasted wishes!
I wish it was Rabbid season so I could dust off the old rifle and give CEO a hand.
Granted all those wishes would backfire and blow up in your face resulting in 1,000,000,000,000,001 wasted wishes!
I wish it was Rabbid season so I could dust off the old rifle and give CEO a hand.
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Granted but the poor rabbids almost immediately become an endangered species, leaving you unemployed.
I wish Doctor Who would get a better head writer soon.
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"The violets will fade, the brook will dry up, and life will pass away."
Granted, they are now recycling the original scripts from the original Doctor Who episodes.
I wish they would bring back the Tom Baker episodes of Doctor Who
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Granted but it becomes the only episode to watch as mysteriously the entire collection along with all scripts and films burns in a huge fire making it impossible to replace and lastly you come to hate the single episode left sending you into a horrid case of depression pushing you over the edge and you go postal and wipe out your entire office before being gunned down by the entire swat team.
I wish for a wish that works properly without any side effects it works perfectly.
Granted, but just when your wish was granted you were thinking "Hmm, I wish I had a donut, it sounds so good" and you waste the wish anyway.
I wish people would stop bashing the game and wasting their wishes away.
Granted, however, because these people can't bash the game, they go and flame another forum, causing them to get angrier when things can't happen the way they want, getting the response they want. When this happens, they get even angrier, eventually becoming nearly homicidal. After that, they get angrier, reasoning that they can get away with it, resulting in a world-wide mass slaughter from trolls not having an outlet that actually does something, making the entire world wonder what the heck is going on, and eventually causing a shut-down after an investigation into the game and company shows that this was all the cause of the slaughter, which in turn causes the rest of us non-trolls to be very, very sad pandas.
I wish for enough gems to actually get my next set of building licenses =)
Granted, you get enough gems to actually get your next set of building licenses, but you have no resources to build anything!
I wish I had a million dollars!
granted BUT your generals disappear while traveling from adventures...
I wish I had an army of elven princesses riding unicorn warhorses.
Granted, but they evil witch made them turn on you and you got killed
I wish for Magic!
"The one that got away isn't always
the one that fell in love"
granted, but unfortunately you tried a spell beyond your skill level and turned yourself into a newt!
I wish for a redesigned trade market
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