The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Audrey]

Granted, but no one takes your trade & everyone declines your trade!

I wish I was an animal whisperer.



BWAAAAAAH!!!!!

[angelica]

granted, but now you are more sleep deprived then usual since you constently hear the whispers of every animal around and the words "Can I eat it will it hurt me" echo through your mind 24/7

I wish that therapy would work and I stop thinking 'can I eat it, will it hurt me'

[GodFailed]

granted but now you hear nothing but "Baby, baby, baby, oh, Like baby, baby, baby, no, Like baby, baby, baby, oh"

I wish I understood what 1 calv does with 40 horses

[Thea]

Granted but the answer was too much for your brain so your head exploded.

I wish sitcoms didn't have such formulaic plots.

[Houndog1]

Granted, but the next sitcom you watch makes you laugh until you pee your pants.

I wish the best of everything for everyone

[Mighty_Jason]

granted, but after getting the best of everything you become spoiled rotten.

I wish you could be spoiled sweet.

[RecklessRue]

Granted! And then the stock market crashes, the economy collapses, and all those pieces of paper called stocks and bonds become worthless.

I wish that I could walk on the moon.

[Mike-D]

Granted! But now your gravity suit has a hole in it and you've floated away in space.

I wish that I could log into Castle Empire for the first time in over 2 days because the servers are garbage and my gold mines, water wells and wheat fields were fully replenished.

[Mikoli]

Granted, but then you are made an administrator and are so busy that you never have time to play anymore.

I wish to have a great guild that doesn't go BUST!

[RageHammer]

Granted but then you are the guild admin are stuck dealing with all the behind the scenes things that make a good guild strong, you end up spending more time administering the guild than playing the game.

I wish to have way more than 50 gems.