The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Thea]

Granted, but like birds you're not intelligent enough to stay away from airplanes and thus you die from flying into a plane engine.

I wish Edward Cullen was real so I could kill him and break the hearts of all the teenage girls so infatuated with him.

[Jainoo]

Granted, and in fact I will help with that. Sadly we get caught and go to prison, in some place with no air conditioning, 200% humidity and 120 degree heat daily. you know what, this still isn't really dissuading me. you still up for that Thea?

I wish that if Thea and I do kill Edward Cullen, we would not go to jail.

[Thea]

Granted but we underestimated the teenage girls and we both get lynched.

I wish Hollywood would make better film adaptations of comic books.

[KingDaddy]

Granted, but they are all Archie and jug head movies


I wish I could find true happiness

[Shallay]

Granted, but instead of finding happiness you have found true depress

I wish for 10000000000000000 gems

[Morepork]

Granted, but server error wipes them shortly after..

I wish for a panda

[stonerrr442200]

Granted, though it eats all your miracle grow and gets a height of 800 feet, then crushing your house, which you just got payed off yesterday, but sadly you forgot to pay your homeowners insurance, now you live in the zoo with your panda and he poops on you twice a day


i wish i owned an army of the most elite SPARTANS.

[SirDet]

Granted, though the Spartans you receive are students from Michigan State. They graduate and leave you.

I wish I had X Ray Vision.

[Thea]

Granted but you can't control it so all you see are walking skeletons and can't tell people apart.

I wish I could control the weather.

[Ogre_U_Ahole]

Granted! But every time you use this power you get really bad, stinky gas, so bad it would even run me out of the room.

I wish I was a lil bit taller.