Granted, but shortly after vegetables become outlawed by the government. So if you eat those great tasting veggies the you will spend 20 to life in prison.
I wish life would stop throwing curve balls at me all the time.
Granted, but shortly after vegetables become outlawed by the government. So if you eat those great tasting veggies the you will spend 20 to life in prison.
I wish life would stop throwing curve balls at me all the time.
Granted: It now throws Meteors the size of Texas. AND! You lose the ability to dodge.
I wish I hadn't wished to be taller earlier, because now I have to buy my clothes from Omar the Tent-Maker.
"So, da Dean said: First up, Thomas Kent."
"An' I says: Its Ogre, you a-hole! An' den da **** Dean said:"
Ogre U. A-hole
"And it stuck."
Granted.... but now you DO wish you did wish to be taller earlier, because now you have to wear hand me downs from your three year old brother...
I wish the world was a safer place...
granted but now no one is left on the planet
i wish i could pay my bills by playing this game
granted but now you have to spend all your time online and to pay bills and there is no money left for groceries, you starve!
I wish I was able to find a house
Granted. You find a house, however after moving in you find out the foundation and roof leak, plumbing isn't up to code and needs to be replaced, and a small electrical fire guts your kitchen.Originally Posted by Shyona
I wish I could read minds.
you are granted the ability to read minds however what you see is terrible and you now see what evil lurks in minds of people and find your life s now worth nothing to anyone.
I wish 12/21/12 would be here tomorrow!
granted. but it only seems to work on gary busey, and now you can't turn it off!
i wish i had unlimited pez.
Granted but its tofu pez.
I wish my brother didnt die in a car accident....
I wish i had 1mil +1 gems
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