The Corrupted Wish - April Edition!

[Connen]

granted by the trader currency is no longer gems therefore your 1million + 1 gems become worthless

I wish to win a prize from this event.

[Thea]

Granted, however BB takes too long to give it to you so by the time you receive your prize you no longer want it.

I wish I could have more than 1 veteran general.

[Harkonnen]

Granted - but all of your generals become lost on their next adventure.

I wish that I could get enough eggs to buy everything in the egg store.

[Elegante]

I wish that I could get enough eggs to buy everything in the egg store.

Granted, but my mother will make deviled eggs out of all of them, pickles, olives, anchovies, anything.
And she will make you eat them.

I wish I didn't have to eat deviled eggs every holiday

[PeterPiper]

Granted, but now you have to eat raw eggs every holiday.

I wish I had shorts that would never need cleaning

[winsland]

granted but then u lose them in an hard adventure

i wish i win my island fully

[jcleaver]

Granted; but then the island turns out to be a volcano that becomes active and sinks.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[winsland]

granted, but then u lose the chance to wish again

i wish i could breath fire

[Killerace1]

Granted, but you breath in and burn your lungs to a crisp and die.

I wish i had 1000000 gems for this game.

[Thea]

Granted, however due to a particularly nasty bug, you lose them all and UbiSoft has no records of your gems so they can't reimburse you.

I wish Hollywood came out with good films instead of cheap remakes.